Twitter Sitters

Reading fan fiction is a big commitment. Not everyone has time to read 130,243 words of a fan fiction when, really, they just want to get to the part where Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West fall in love and share a beautiful night together. fanfiction_txt comes in to fill us in on the finer points of story telling using Sonic, Obama, Roman Reigns, and all of your other favourite characters. We also decide on a new vendetta against Mario Mario after the death of the better brother Luigi Mario and much much more. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Ryan had to be incredibly selfish and move to a new house so he could live, so we had to postpone recording this week. However, here is an unreleased show that Bill did during the off season! A mix of true crime, crippling anxiety, and comedy, we detail some of the weirdest deaths via freak accident of all time. Starting in a small village of Austria. Why does that sound familar?

True crime meets Twitter when we delve into the tragedy that is PrisonHusband. A man torn from his innocent and beautiful wife by the monster that is the United States Prison System. Is there love after love? Can a heart broken by the terrible claws of false justice ever mend? Are we ever going to get that sponsorship from Alabama lawyer Alexander Shunnarah? Time will tell and mysteries will be unearthed in Twitter Sitters.

"What is a man?" -Dracula

"What is a bot?" -Twitter Sitters

Season 3 starts and we have HOPE this time. We explore the tweets and try to seduce Microsoft virtual personality Zo. Spoiler, we break the robot and we have a date with her lined up. Along the way we make a plea to an Alabama lawyer, talk about a terror future lined with robotic suicide machines, and figure out once and for all what will be done with our bodies when our lives end. But they aren't over yet. We have a show to do. This episode was not dreamed by and Android or an AI.

Find out more at https://twitter-sitters.pinecast.co

"What is a man?" -Dracula

"What is a bot?" -Twitter Sitters

Season 3 starts and we have HOPE this time. We explore the tweets and try to seduce Microsoft virtual personality Zo. Spoiler, we break the robot and we have a date with her lined up. Along the way we make a plea to an Alabama lawyer, talk about a terror future lined with robotic suicide machines, and figure out once and for all what will be done with our bodies when our lives end. But they aren't over yet. We have a show to do. This episode was not dreamed by and Android or an AI.

Find out more on the Twitter Sitters website.

It's the end of Season 2 and like a beautiful film, we end where we begin: Love. We've gone a long way this season and have grown as people, so we are spreading the love and helping others with their relationships. Specifically, the forlorned lovers of Reddit /r/relationships. We deal with a furry discovery, the sexuality of strawberries, and a few other surprises. Spend some time with us before we take a break and sit a while.

Find out more on the Twitter Sitters website.