Two Angry Immigrants Podcast

Our two heroes return!   We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind:  those escaped monkeys in South Carolina.  

Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.  

Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).  

Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).  

Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.  

Our two heroes explain their recent absence, but ask our dear listeners to look to the future....

We'll be back before y'all can say "y'all are old."  

Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later. 

Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."

Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.  

Our two heroes send off 2022 in style, reminiscing on their year's finest moments, lauding the naming of the James Earl Jones Theater, cursing the bomb cyclone, puzzling over Alex Stine's happenstance, boasting about being WAY out in front of Title 42, hating on the eyewear choices of US senators, and priding the people of Trinidad for their unwillingness to miss Carnival next year.  

Our two heroes are finally across the table from each other!   They share Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate December Babies, tell the abridged story of the Merchant Of Venice, lament the pending employment struggles facing the Merchant Of Death, highlight the proper methods for tipping to avoid being judged, and get in a Twitter war with nobody 'cause that's just a waste of everybody's time.