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In S2E11, we start off catching up while Robby is making the long drive from Texas to Oregon, talking trucks, tuners, dry lake beds, road fatigue, and the kind of random back-and-forth that comes naturally with us. Around the 10-minute mark, the audio has other plans, so the episode turns into a rougher, more one-sided ride than we intended. It’s a little glitchy, a little cut off, but still part of the fun of recording in real time while life is happening. 

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In S2E10, we bounce from storm weather and tornado watches into dog drama, parking lot stupidity, eyebrow waxing, government surveillance, and the usual completely normal turns our conversations take. We get into Slinky escaping the gate, whether backing into a parking spot needs a blinker, random news and AI rabbit holes, dog breeds, and the kind of off-the-rails back-and-forth that somehow keeps the whole thing moving. It’s chaotic, funny, and very much us. 

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In S2E9, we bounce between storm season, tornado watches, flooded buildings, muddy dogs, and the kind of everyday chaos that somehow turns into a full conversation. We also get into work downtime, mower repairs, overgrown grass, Lego side hustles, whatnot selling, and the weird little routines that make up real life. It’s a laid-back episode full of random detours, backyard nonsense, and the usual back-and-forth that keeps us rolling. 

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In S2E8, we fight through a little technical chaos after part of the audio decides not to cooperate, but we still manage to cover a weirdly solid mix of topics. We get into spam calls, bank rates, random financial thoughts, weather, old memories, Lego builds, editing, backyard wildlife, scrap metal, and the usual side tangents that take on a life of their own. Even with the glitch, it still feels like us — half catching up, half wandering off into whatever comes up next. 

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In S2E7, we catch up on everything that’s changed over the last couple of years — retirement, moving, new jobs, side hustles, and the weird turns life has taken since the first run of the podcast. From there, we drift into house drama, Bush League updates, the legendary backyard phallus, suspicious headlines, insider trading talk, and a few conspiracy-leaning rabbit holes that take the conversation in exactly the direction you’d expect from us. It’s part life update, part chaos, and part “how the hell did we get here?” in the best way. 

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In S2E6, we get into gas prices, oil drilling, and the kind of everyday stuff that makes you wonder why everything has to cost so damn much. We also talk through a possible update on the house situation, react to the UK’s tobacco crackdown, and somehow end up bouncing into Lego, burgers, English food, and the usual random side roads along the way. It’s another episode full of real-life frustration, off-the-cuff opinions, and the kind of back-and-forth that never stays on one subject for long. 

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In S2E5, we bounce between everyday chaos and current events as we talk about journaling, runaway dogs, work frustrations, suspicious headlines, retirement age debates, and the random stuff that always seems to find its way into the conversation. We also get into burgers, wings, mustache maintenance, and the kind of side tangents that somehow make perfect sense for us. It’s another laid-back episode full of unfiltered conversation, real-life venting, and the usual back-and-forth that keeps everything loose and entertaining. 

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 In S2E4, we dive into a brutally frustrating house-buying setback after a seller pulls out late in the process hoping for more money. From there, the conversation shifts into everything from long commutes and daily routines to current headlines, conspiracy-adjacent questions, cancer research, ancient dental work, and the growing importance of Robby’s now-legendary notepad. It’s part vent session, part random news breakdown, and part the usual banter. 

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S2E3 is another laid-back, off-the-rails conversation as we bounce through babysitting chaos, dogs being dogs, podcast plans, metal detecting finds, work frustrations, random weather talk, Lego obsession, and an unexpected debate about Fight Club. It’s the usual mix of sarcasm, stories, and completely unplanned tangents that somehow all work together. 

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Season 2 is here. After nearly two years away, Two Assholes in a Mic is back and finding its groove again. We return with the same off-the-rails chemistry, but with a slightly new direction — more current events, more live content, possible guest appearances, and the same random tangents that made the show what it is. Same same, but different. 

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