*extreme creep voice* Stand clear of the meteor shit! It's week 17 of Boo Englund and we're dipping our damn toes back into the waters of Castle Rock (probably) for the ultimate Halloween dream team matchup! Script by Stephen King, direction by George Romera, best acting by Stephen King! It's Creepshow! 5 tales so scary (?) that you'll probably die... of laughing maybe! Or Covid-19! There's lots of things that will really kill you out there. Try to avoid them... if you can... muwhahahahaha!

Summer camp! It's a girl's time to be alive! Unless you go to Camp Crystal Lake LOLOL!  Once again we opened up the balcony and brought in hilarious comedian and LOYAL LISTENER Rob Greene to watch the original Friday the 13th on ole big screen! And yes, Bill's mic cable is somehow supremely shitty throughout and I don't know how to fix it. Hopefully you'll forgive us and not send your mother to murder us in a very haphazard yet methodical nature!

YOU'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT THIS! It's week three of Boo Englund and we're doing a bonafide masterpiece,, Brian Depalma's 1976 teen sex comedy Carrie! It's Carrie! You know exactly what is going to happen the entire time. THere's no surprises and it is absolutely thrilling. It's Carrie!

LOOK OUT! It's another B-b-b-bonus Boo Englund episode for you criminals. We set up the projector and the screen on the veranda and sat down with two good buddies for an EXTREMELY SOCIALLY DISTANCED screening on the John Carpenter masterpiece Halloween from 1978. Jaime Lee Curtis you crazy for this one. Doug Guertin from the Top Five Podcast and Dan Boulger from our episode on Hamilton came together for a real sloppy chat about almost anything and everything! Marvel at Doug's Halloween origin story! Behold Dan's inability to stay focused and remember that we were recording! Dazzle at Mrs Boulger's meatballs. Trick or Treat Smell Our Feet

The most beautiful thing in the world is listening to the Balcony boys fall in love with the insanity that is 1982's Spanish exploitation picture Pieces! Set in Boston, filmed in Spain, at no point does it appear that anyone in any scene is speaking the same language. This movie has it all... chainsaws, co-eds, and kung-fu. None of it makes any sense and yet, even now I feel compelled to try and piece together the puzzle that is this movie. Pieces! It gets the highest honor the Balcony has ever bestowed: a very strong recommendation!

Ladies and gentlemen, as a special Boo Englund bonus for your ghouls and ghosts, the Balcony boys are running a series of special extra episodes recorded before and after some socially distanced outdoor screenings of classic slasher flicks! The New England rule gets tossed right out the window as we journey to rural Texas for one of the greatest horror movies ever made, Tobe Hooper's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Along for the ride is longtime good buddy and hilarious comedian Mike Whitman! So sit back, relax, and scream loud enough that the police definitely should have been called during our watch of this absolute classic

Boo Englund comes in a day early this year! We were going to talk about some boring historic drama but called an audible for the asbestos-based horror of 2001's Session 9. Relive your days of co-playing Mtv's Fear by listening to special guest Ken Reid recount us with his teenage tales of breaking into the abandoned mental hospital where this films takes places and then giving us a very scholarly assessment of the film! It's the Shining in Everett so put on your mask and don't breathe the air!

Hey there, sports fans! It's a Friday B-b-b-b-b-bonus episode! Once again Sean and Bill set up the projector for a little outside screening on the Disney+ presentation of the live musical adaptation of Ronald Chernow's biography of a man with the last name of HAMILTON! Does it take place in New England? NOT FOR A SECOND! But they mention John Adams a couple times so that counts. Going us on the veranda is our good buddy Dan Boulger who you might have seen on TV once or twice. It could be completely unlistenable but you get what you pay for and what you paid for is three dipshits rambling incoherently about almost anything but the thing they were watching! Comedy!

Ooops we did it again... step aside Boondocks Saints II: All Saint's Day, there's a new king of Mount shitty movies. That's right. We poked the dying corpse of the Zucker brothers legacy and watched the right-wing, conservative "comedy" An American Carol starring Chris Farley's less charismatic brother Kevin and a virtual who's who of Hollywood's true heroes: annoying republican twittter celebrities. James Woods, Jon Voight, Kevin Sorbo, and Kelsey Grammar all in the same picture?! STATES RIGHTS! This movie sucked shit but we had a fun conversation with the hilarious Mark Gallagher of the Mark Gallagher Thing so please enjoy and vote. That's apparently all anyone can do.

Hey gang. Sean here. I didn't forget to post this episode. I had a highly complicated, highly fraught, and highly illegal scavenger hunt prepared that would have seen you travel from Plymouth Rock to the Bunker Hill Memorial to the Dr Suess Museum in Springfield ultimately arriving at a textile museum in Lowell but Bill said I should just post the episode. We watched National Treasure. Here. Somehow this is better I guess.