Two Boys in a Balcony

Let's get together yeah yeah yeah and talk about this movie in the Balcony! Hey! It's the Balcony Boys here with what we hoped would be our most wholesome episode yet but almost certainly is not. It's the 1961 classic Disney picture The Parent Trap! What's the legality of separating identical twins in a divorce custody battle? Is this a fun children's romp or an indictment of the American judicial system and the breakdown of traditional family norms? Who gives a fig? It's the Parent Trap. The Parent Trap starts Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills. It's the Balcony Boys with *extremely Coors light voice* ttttttttwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnssssss

It's the dang dog days of summer and instead of using the balcony to shield us from the heat, America's dumbest film critics Bill McMorrow and Sean Sullivan are up in the balcony, baking in the heat of the 2018 AT&T/DirectTV joint production Hot Summer Nights, a movie that deserves a bigger audience than surely it has ever had. Buckle up, there's a lot going on in this one. Would you ride your motorcycle in the rain? What would you do if they put jimmie's on your ice cream? Does anyone outside the MetroBoston area know what a jimmy is? Hot Summer Nights stars Timothee Chalamet, Maika Monroe, Alex Roe, a lollipop, Alfred Molina, a pesky 12 year old, baby formula, and reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefer. It's Hot Summer Nights in the Balcony! Rate, review, subscribe, don't stop the pod to watch T-2.

Grab a bucket of scrap paper and head to the woods. Today in the Balcony, we're talking the 1946 forgotten classic the Stranger, directed and starring Orson flipping Welles. Hey who reupholstered all the chairs up here? It's looking classy as shit in the balcony. Have you ever suspected that your teacher at your prestigious prep academy might be a Nazi? Well have we got a film for you. The Stranger stars Orson Welles, Edward G Robinson, Loretta Young, an annoying pharmacist, a dog of indeterminate color, and an obsession with clocks that borders on mania. Join America's Dumbest Film Critics as we audition to replace whoever hosts the movies on Turner Classic Movies. Is it Robert Osborne? WATCH YOUR BACK, OSBORNE!