Two Burds & A Podcast

Two Burds & A Podcast

By Paula Johnston & Kirsten McStayComedy
Download on the App Store

Two Burds & A Podcast episodes

  • Episode 11: Toxic Friends & Where it Ends
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Welcome to SZN 2 of Two Burds & A Podcast.  
    In this episode, Kirsten and Paula chat about all things toxic in both friendships and relationships. We discuss how to spot the red flags, setting boundaries and how to let go. 
    Make sure you're following us on Instagram @twoburdsandapodcast and as always, send us in your own experiences for us to chat about.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep 9 - Kirsten McStay, these are THE SWIPES OF YOUR LIFE
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    We’re back!
    It’s been a while, both of us have been busy doing book things but now we can finally discuss Kirsten’s debut dating memoir - THE SWIPES OF MY LIFE.
    Tune in to get to the real nitty gritty behind the chapters as Paula makes Kirsten squirm!
    Please let us know what you think of the book and it would be lovely of you to leave a review on Amazon!
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    54 min
  • Ep 8 - Sex, Smears & STIs
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we asked you to what subjects you wanted us to talk about and of course, we delivered!
    * STIs
    * Smears
    * Sex stigma
    * Being the “other woman”
    * Dating after toxic relationships
    * Trolling online
    * Love Island catch up
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep 7 - Nothing but Nonsense
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we met up for breakfast and recorded an impromptu pod before getting to work on Kirstens new book @theswipesofmylife!
    Disclaimer: there is no structure to this podcast episode whatsoever 😂!
    * A wee Two Burds catch up
    * Love Island & Trashy TV
    * Impromptu chats
    * Local business shout outs
    • @thegroupexguy
    • @tartansocial_
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 6 - EX in the City (No more crying over Fu*k Boys)
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we chat about all things relationships, heartbreak and living your best single gal life.
    Disclaimer: This podcast episode contains explicit content, a lot of singing, a lot of swearing and a lot of things that our mothers should never hear.
    * Catch up: Long time no speak!
    * Ex relationships - getting over one by getting under another
    * Hopeless romantics
    * Casual sex
    * Friends with benefits
    * Listener poll/experiences
    * Dilemmas... ‘my family still loves my ex’ & ‘is my relationship failing because of lockdown’
    * New agony uncle? @garyfaulds
    * What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
    * Local business shout outs!
    Businesses mentioned:
    @re3flection_73
    @forzavenetian
    @mrmacgregors
    @fernie_boo_boutique
    @wavestudios29
    @beewildblooms
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    • Please note, all our experiences are our own. We do not encourage unprotected sex or anything that you are not comfortable with.
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    1 hr 38 min
  • Ep 5 - Let’s Talk About Sex Baby
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we chat about SEX! It’s a little bit longer than normal and completely unedited for your listening pleasure 😂
    Disclaimer: This podcast episode contains explicit content, a lot of singing, a lot of swearing and a lot of things that our mothers should never hear.
    • Sex is NORMAL
    • Listener polls
    • Losing your virginity
    • Sex positions
    • Smear tests & periods
    • “Argos” pencils & shite rides
    • Sexual health checks - why you shouldn’t feel embarrassed!
    • Porn, Toys & Roleplay
    • Sexy films
    • Host Stories
    • What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    • Please note, all our experiences are our own. We do not encourage unprotected sex or anything that you are not comfortable with.
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    1 hr 30 min
  • Ep 4 - Book Club & Other Nonsense
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we chat about:
    * All your lovely listener feedback
    * New additions to the silver fox club
    * Book Club - Books we love & Scottish Authors
    * Book Club - Listener favourites
    * The Lies She Told by Paula Johnston
    * Our first ever GIVEAWAY
    * Dilemmas (Coming out of LD & Besties who don’t like your posts on the gram)
    * Confessions - Things our partners do that grinds our gears!
    * What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
    * Local Business Shout Outs
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    Local business mentions:
    @demilitionthesalon
    @zo.jewellery
    Other mentions:
    @graeme_armstrong_booksnthat
    @aidanauthor
    For next week we want to know:
    * Your feedback on Ep 4
    * Confessions & Dilemmas
    Thank you for listening ❤️
    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 3 - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
    Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
    This week we chat about:
    * Your thoughts on crystals and LOA
    * Your TOP silver foxes
    * Gifts from Ex’s - Bin or Keep?
    * Family heirlooms
    * Wicked Stepmothers
    * Sexual pressure from a partner
    * Introducing CHATS.
    * What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
    * Local Business Shout Outs
    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast
    @kirstenmcstay
    @paulajohnstonauthor
    Local business mentions:
    @blomstuk
    @lw.nailsbeautylab
    Other mentions:
    @wave_haircare
    @lucandleco
    @mamalovesto_write
    @graeme_armstrong_booksnthat
    @jord.art
    @big__dans
    For next week we want to know:
    * Your favourite authors
    * Book recommendations
    * Your questions about ‘The Lies She Told’ by @paulajohnstonauthor
    * Confessions & Dilemmas
    Thank you for listening ❤️!!
    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep 2 - Away Days (It’s All Coming Out Now)

    EPISODE 2: AWAY DAYS (IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW) 🎙 


    Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!


    This week we chat about:

    * Listener Love & Appreciation

    * Drunken Holiday Dramas & Distasters

    * Confessions & Dilemmas

    * Never Have I Ever 

    * Crystals & Silver Foxes

    * Stalking Your Ex's New Boo

    * What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off


    * Local Business Shout Outs


    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram! 

    @twoburdsandapodcast 

    @kirstenmcstay 

    @paulajohnstonauthor 


    Local business mentions:

    @trainb_mbs

    @jord.art

    @big__dans


    We want to know:
    * Do you believe in the Law of Attraction and the power of crystals?
    * Who's your favourite silver fox?

    Thank you for listening!

    1 hr
  • Ep 1 - US Unfiltered

    EPISODE 1: US UNFILTERED


    Hey, Hi, Hello! Welcome to the first episode of Two Burds & A Podcast!

    This week Kirsten & Paula chat about:
    * Who we are
    * Dilemmas
    * Confessions
    * Unwanted D*ck pics
    * Lockdown feels (coping with anxiety)
    * Depop dramas
    * What fucked me off this week
    * Local business shout out

    Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
    @twoburdsandapodcast

    Local businesses mentions
    @wavehaircare
    @lucandleco

    1 hr 1 min

About Two Burds & A Podcast

From the publisher's feed

Authors, ex-serial daters and professional chin waggers from Glasgow. Kirsten and Paula chat all things real and gritty - without a filter.