Two Burds & A Podcast

By Paula Johnston & Kirsten McStay

Authors, ex-serial daters and professional chin waggers from Glasgow. Kirsten and Paula chat all things real and gritty - without a filter.... more

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How many episodes does Two Burds & A Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.

Two Burds & A Podcast episodes:

January 21, 2022 Episode 11: Toxic Friends & Where it Ends
Hey, Hi, Hello! Welcome to SZN 2 of Two Burds & A Podcast.
In this episode, Kirsten and Paula chat about all things toxic in both friendships and relationships. We discuss how to spot the red flags, setting boundaries and how to let go.
Make sure you're following us on Instagram @twoburdsandapodcast and as always, send us in your own experiences for us to chat about.
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1h 9min
October 01, 2021 Ep 9 - Kirsten McStay, these are THE SWIPES OF YOUR LIFE
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
We’re back!
It’s been a while, both of us have been busy doing book things but now we can finally discuss Kirsten’s debut dating memoir - THE SWIPES OF MY LIFE.
Tune in to get to the real nitty gritty behind the chapters as Paula makes Kirsten squirm!
Please let us know what you think of the book and it would be lovely of you to leave a review on Amazon!
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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54min
August 10, 2021 Ep 8 - Sex, Smears & STIs
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we asked you to what subjects you wanted us to talk about and of course, we delivered!
* STIs
* Smears
* Sex stigma
* Being the “other woman”
* Dating after toxic relationships
* Trolling online
* Love Island catch up
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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1h 8min
July 14, 2021 Ep 7 - Nothing but Nonsense
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we met up for breakfast and recorded an impromptu pod before getting to work on Kirstens new book @theswipesofmylife!
Disclaimer: there is no structure to this podcast episode whatsoever 😂!
* A wee Two Burds catch up
* Love Island & Trashy TV
* Impromptu chats
* Local business shout outs
• @thegroupexguy
• @tartansocial_
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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1h 1min
June 07, 2021 Ep 6 - EX in the City (No more crying over Fu*k Boys)
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we chat about all things relationships, heartbreak and living your best single gal life.
Disclaimer: This podcast episode contains explicit content, a lot of singing, a lot of swearing and a lot of things that our mothers should never hear.
* Catch up: Long time no speak!
* Ex relationships - getting over one by getting under another
* Hopeless romantics
* Casual sex
* Friends with benefits
* Listener poll/experiences
* Dilemmas... ‘my family still loves my ex’ & ‘is my relationship failing because of lockdown’
* New agony uncle? @garyfaulds
* What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
* Local business shout outs!
Businesses mentioned:
@re3flection_73
@forzavenetian
@mrmacgregors
@fernie_boo_boutique
@wavestudios29
@beewildblooms
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
• Please note, all our experiences are our own. We do not encourage unprotected sex or anything that you are not comfortable with.
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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1h 38min
May 06, 2021 Ep 5 - Let’s Talk About Sex Baby
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we chat about SEX! It’s a little bit longer than normal and completely unedited for your listening pleasure 😂
Disclaimer: This podcast episode contains explicit content, a lot of singing, a lot of swearing and a lot of things that our mothers should never hear.
• Sex is NORMAL
• Listener polls
• Losing your virginity
• Sex positions
• Smear tests & periods
• “Argos” pencils & shite rides
• Sexual health checks - why you shouldn’t feel embarrassed!
• Porn, Toys & Roleplay
• Sexy films
• Host Stories
• What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
• Please note, all our experiences are our own. We do not encourage unprotected sex or anything that you are not comfortable with.
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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1h 30min
April 26, 2021 Ep 4 - Book Club & Other Nonsense
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we chat about:
* All your lovely listener feedback
* New additions to the silver fox club
* Book Club - Books we love & Scottish Authors
* Book Club - Listener favourites
* The Lies She Told by Paula Johnston
* Our first ever GIVEAWAY
* Dilemmas (Coming out of LD & Besties who don’t like your posts on the gram)
* Confessions - Things our partners do that grinds our gears!
* What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
* Local Business Shout Outs
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
Local business mentions:
@demilitionthesalon
@zo.jewellery
Other mentions:
@graeme_armstrong_booksnthat
@aidanauthor
For next week we want to know:
* Your feedback on Ep 4
* Confessions & Dilemmas
Thank you for listening ❤️
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1h 2min
April 08, 2021 Ep 3 - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Hey, Hi, Hello! Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!
This week we chat about:
* Your thoughts on crystals and LOA
* Your TOP silver foxes
* Gifts from Ex’s - Bin or Keep?
* Family heirlooms
* Wicked Stepmothers
* Sexual pressure from a partner
* Introducing CHATS.
* What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off
* Local Business Shout Outs
Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor
Local business mentions:
@blomstuk
@lw.nailsbeautylab
Other mentions:
@wave_haircare
@lucandleco
@mamalovesto_write
@graeme_armstrong_booksnthat
@jord.art
@big__dans
For next week we want to know:
* Your favourite authors
* Book recommendations
* Your questions about ‘The Lies She Told’ by @paulajohnstonauthor
* Confessions & Dilemmas
Thank you for listening ❤️!!
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1h 7min
March 26, 2021 Ep 2 - Away Days (It’s All Coming Out Now)
EPISODE 2: AWAY DAYS (IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW) 🎙

Another week, another Two Burds & A Podcast!

This week we chat about:
* Listener Love & Appreciation
* Drunken Holiday Dramas & Distasters
* Confessions & Dilemmas
* Never Have I Ever
* Crystals & Silver Foxes
* Stalking Your Ex's New Boo
* What Made Us Smile/Fucked Us Off

* Local Business Shout Outs

Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast
@kirstenmcstay
@paulajohnstonauthor

Local business mentions:
@trainb_mbs
@jord.art
@big__dans

We want to know:
* Do you believe in the Law of Attraction and the power of crystals?
* Who's your favourite silver fox?

Thank you for listening!
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1h
March 16, 2021 Ep 1 - US Unfiltered
EPISODE 1: US UNFILTERED

Hey, Hi, Hello! Welcome to the first episode of Two Burds & A Podcast!

This week Kirsten & Paula chat about:
* Who we are
* Dilemmas
* Confessions
* Unwanted D*ck pics
* Lockdown feels (coping with anxiety)
* Depop dramas
* What fucked me off this week
* Local business shout out

Make sure you’re following us on Instagram!
@twoburdsandapodcast

Local businesses mentions
@wavehaircare
@lucandleco
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1h 1min

FAQs about Two Burds & A Podcast:

How many episodes does Two Burds & A Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.