After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else can humanity do to encourage God’s wrath?

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s most embarrassing moments, and how fun it is to be a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Enjoy contemplating different types of apocalypses, naming sex acts, and rating the sexiness of killers? Then this is the episode for you.

The Dick’s talk Thanksgiving, the upcoming super-game, and Czech Republic glory holes. Feel like popping in?

If you’re disappointed that it took 150 episodes to mention dildo races, How do you think we feel?

Is there really a difference between Switzerland and Sweden? Should babies be vaccinated against the plague? Find out the truth only in this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar!

This episode has it all, guests, opinions, and cougars.

Well, the election is finished. Everyone can unclench their assholes and breathe a deep fresh breath of, we’re fucked.

Got to admit, this is not our best cast. If you like listening to podcasts for pity, then have we got and episode for you. Oh well, cant’t win them all.

Not only do we have a guest, but we’ve got one who can give Poker tips and talk politics. Seems right up our alley.