The Dick’s talk soccer! But only for a moment before shifting to shootings, project 25, J. D. Vance, and Mike’s latest addition to his hit list. Then Jesse unceremoniously cuts off Quiet Chris’s explanation of the meaning of life. Thanks Jesse.

The Dicks discuss body swapping. Which Dick would rather be Colin Jost, and which would rather be Scarlett Johansson? Or are they both Jesse?

The Dicks lead you on a meandering journey through bad drivers, fascists, and your grandma. enjoy!

What do the Dick’s want to talk about tonight? Tomorrow’s presidential debates? No. Rank choice voting? Not for long. This week… We’re all about coming up second when you search “two dicks in a bar”!

This week, the Dicks give congestion pricing a double take, and tell Broccoli to fuck its feelings!

Hey Mr. Charlie Kirk, the dicks have slapped you across the face with the proverbial glove! Come on down and debate loser!

How many licks does it take until you finally kill someone that puts a non-citizen into the presidency?

The Dicks discuss musical bingo, leaving belongings in elevators, and why caps on salaries should be implemented to save the human race.

Two Dicks times four are eight, if more dicks are what you need, this episode is for you. Come for the quantity, stay for the quality.

The Dicks are excited to reshape America! Get ready to learn the new voting system… let’s make A-town Amazing Again!