Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female perspective. You’ve been warned. =) smiley face.

Join the decks as they dive into quick coverage of chaotic current conversations. From the recent Israeli cease-fire to the political implications of the devastating wildfires in California, no topic is off-limits. The Dicks are happy to pontificate on the state of the world, best of luck.

Uncontrollable fires in LA, paranormal festivals in South Florida, and the Dick’s talk the afterlife, get your snacks. It’s time to get comfy.

After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else can humanity do to encourage God’s wrath?

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s most embarrassing moments, and how fun it is to be a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Enjoy contemplating different types of apocalypses, naming sex acts, and rating the sexiness of killers? Then this is the episode for you.

The Dick’s talk Thanksgiving, the upcoming super-game, and Czech Republic glory holes. Feel like popping in?

If you’re disappointed that it took 150 episodes to mention dildo races, How do you think we feel?

Is there really a difference between Switzerland and Sweden? Should babies be vaccinated against the plague? Find out the truth only in this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar!

This episode has it all, guests, opinions, and cougars.