Two Dudes and a Bench

Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their poorly performing March Madness brackets. The guys discussing a disappointing Purdue loss and the prospects for next year. Some idiots try to insult D1 athletes and we decide that's not okay. Then the guys lose all sense of direction for the episode and we end up down the rabbit hole talking about HGTV. It's a wild ride and you'll want to be there for every part of it. Check out this weeks episode brought to you by ContentNoChaser

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Two longtime best friends gather with their longtime friend to talk about some embarrassing moments. Wanna learn how cringy Austin can be? Or how Jason's love life is going? Check out this episode. Jessie comes on to tell the story of how she made a boy sell everything and move to Australia and Austin discusses his very similar back-up life plan. Then the group tries out an old 20 questions ball to see if it still works. Spoiler: it doesn't, but Akinator comes to the rescue. Let's review a show Jason watched called The Crew on Netflix staring Kevin James. And finally Jason and Austin wrap it up with Hot or Not.

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Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their recent busy lives in what was supposed to be a short episode. The boys made powerpoints with their friends and presented them to each other. Jason and Austin break down their presentations and then get into the good stuff. They discuss what they've been up to recently and why they are so tired. Both had some shadowing experiences and are getting ready for applying to med-school. In the spirit of their upcoming applications, they answer questions that interviewers are likely to ask during interviews. Finally with no Let's Review this week, we wrap it up with an exciting hot or not!

Two longtime best friends get together to break down sports, and then it gets ugly. They move it into accents, words, and I think Jason does a Shrek accent. Honestly, who knows what happened in this episode. The sports equinox anyone? March madness is exciting for Jason and Austin has to prove how easy it really is. Let's Review Palm Springs and then get into Hot or Not. You know the deal, let's sit.

Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the death of love only one week after Valentine's Day. That's right everyone your favorite couple is broken up. Austin is so broken up about it he almost couldn't record this week. Kim and Kanye are finished. They've filed for divorce and all hope for the power couple is gone. The boys discuss as it relates to Kanye's mental health. They also discuss the new film that came out covering Britney Spears and how the media mistreated her. Then get ready for a brand new segment Let's Review (we still haven't come up with a great name for it). Earlier this year Austin committed to reading more, well now you all are going to join him. He gives an in-depth review of his first novel The Road by Cormac McCarthy. (If you'd like to read along check Instagram for the next book). Finally, the guys wrap it up with a hilarious hot or not. 

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Two longtime best friends get together and discuss their Valentine's Days. Did Austin forget two years in a row? Does Jason actually have a valentine? Find out in this episode! Then the boys give out unsolicited love advice that you should definitely not listen to because their opinions are the worst. But get ready for the best storytime yet as Jason breaks down new discoveries about one of his professors! All included in this weeks episode of Two Dudes and A Bench!

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Two longtime best friends get together to break down the events of the weeknd, see what I did there. Austin pretends like he knows about football and claims things that he saw Stephen A Smith say on twitter a few hours prior. Jason claims that football is rigged just because the team he wanted to win lost yet again. Tom Brady gets his 243th ring and you know the rest. And of course, we talk our favorite commercials, the ones that hit and the ones we thought were just a bit weird. Lets talk football.

Two longtime best friends sit down to discuss the meteoric rise of GameStop stock. Austin pretends to be an expert on the stock market even though most of his education comes from the internet over the past week. Meanwhile, Jason refuses to put money down for anything. The boys also imagine themselves as billionaires as they discuss the news of Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO. More realistically, however, we learn about how they both plan to become Knighted through the country of Sealand, a micronation off the coast of England with a vibrant history. Finally, beware of scams! Austin tells the story of how his friend was scammed out of $600 by "Mike the MasterCard employee" who works out of Epcot in Disney World. 

Two longtime best friends sit down this week to discuss what you've all been waiting to hear, Window Genie stories. The boys talk about their high school and early college summer job and all of the fun stories that came out of it. Wanna hear about crusty diamond dealers? People falling off ladders? Naked Grandpas? Demon Dogs? Now you can, courtesy of nine combined summers that the boys spent at Window Genie. Then in hot or not the boys discuss Howie Mandel, the NFL, and more. Will Jason make more bad takes? Will Austin make more empty promises? Find out this week on Two Dudes and a Bench! Brought to you by Content No Chaser!

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Two longtime best friends get together to talk about presidents. In the spirit of the inauguration this week Jason quizzes Austin on some of the most interesting presidential fun facts of all time. Who was never actually arrested? Whose name isn't their real name? Whose parrot was removed from their funeral for swearing like a sailor? Find out in this episode! Then get ready for a whole lot more content no chaser! Our first TIKTOK dropped this week and the boys discuss all the new ways we'll be bringing you content in the future! Lastly, get ready for an important hot or not as the boys discuss fun topics like the bachelor, performances at the inauguration, and more! Join us on the bench for our latest episode! *Sorry about Jason's Audio Quality throughout the show, we had some minor issues during recording*

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