Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they hit the airwaves once again with their favorite fall drinks, Thanksgiving recipies and hints for hiding the "evidence" once you're done...

Yes, all the things that make the upcoming holidays fun-drinking, overeating, drinking, gym socks, drinking and of course, drinking.

You just might learn something sparky!

Listen, Call, Love...

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they drink, get rowdy, discuss the big issues of the week and take your calls. Fun will be had by all, I'm sure. Now, onto the real business at hand...see, the recession has hit everyone pretty bad. Perhaps none more so than your humble copywriter here. To that end I'd like to talk to you now about some items that I have for sale. the great thing is, you too can sell these items from home and make $$$!!! As Tom Bosley said, "You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain."

Ok, if you want to be part of this pyramid sche...er, business plan, just call me. Just don't tell James and Pepe.

Oh yeah, Listen, Call, Love...

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they countdown the days to a favorite holiday- Halloween!

Once again, the night of ghouls and goblins will be upon us on sooner than we think. To that end, we'd like to welcome a special guest to the show to discuss horror movies, the genre and all that entails. Join us for a lively discussion made more lively by booze.

Also, we'll talk sex and all that good stuff...but mostly horror...though making "martials" with James and Pepe sometimes is considered a real horror.

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they learn about the wonders of fall. Where do the leaves go once they drop dead all over your lawn? Why do we call it fall? Where do babies come from? Why can't I stop vomiting? Where's the best place to get "sensitive" warts removed?

See, who says the boys aren't educational?

Also, drinking themselves stupid seems redundant, but they'll do that too.

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Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they continue their slow slide into madness itself. They'd love for you to call in and help trigger their public option. Really, if you want the decline of Western Civilization wrapped up into a neat and tidy package, then look no further. It's all right here. Stay up late and you just might learn something...and that something is to avoid guys like James and Pepe. Seriously-this one time I lent them each ten bucks for Taco Bell...never saw it again. AND they didn't even bring me back a gordita or anything.

Anyway, they're going to rant, get drunk and yell for your amusement. Sit back and relax fellow Earthikin.

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Ah Fall...when a young man's fancy turns to beer and falling down drunk.Join James, Pepe and the gang as they explore the dark and light side of fall beers, the changing of the seasons, entertain the pants right off you and make you question your very reality.

Or listen in for the sex talk...people seem to like that...

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Finally, James, Pepe and the gang are back! Where were they? Who really cares?

Join them all as they yell out "YOU LIE" in your collective faces.

Seriously though, what else are you going to do with a dreary, lonely, dismal night? That's right get drunk. And why not get drunk with friends you can't see?

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Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they descend further and further into the madness that is humanity. Care to best them in the game of drink? Not a chance mere mortals. They are among the kings of the bottle...gods among men and kings among gods. Tempt them not, lest ye be ready for the takedown...

Check yourselg, lest you wreck yourself...or something like that.

Or you could just pop a cold one, tumble a tumbler and kick back to enjoy something that doesn't resemble good clean fun in the least.

Join Frank White, Pepe and the whole gang as they hail the confirmation of Vrillon to the high court. This is really a great day for us all here at The Drunkard's Dream. One of our own has finally made it. Empathy and alien love, that's exactly what this country needs. I'll tell you, when I was a young copy writer, I'd always say...wait a sec...just being handed something. Apparently a being named So-to-mayer...meyer...has been nominated and confirmed...dang.

SIGH...anyway...join us at The Drunkard's Dream as we drink and talk, drink and talk.

Seriously, make it worth our while.

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Join Pepe in his quest to find the elusive Frank White...joined by his special guest Captain Posthumous. These two lovable scamps will bring peace, love and, if the prophecy is true, the utter destruction of the world.