Join James, Pepe and the gang as they take your tax money, drop it on the ground, cover themselves in honey and roll around in it. Then they'll take whatever is left and wipe themselves clean. After a calming cigar and brandy, they'll torch your house and salt the Earth behind them. Barbarians? No, just another group of Wall Street executives.

Also they'll give you candy if you come into their limo with them.

Sex, booze and all the things that make life great...join them won't you?

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James, Pepe and the gang bring you to the darkest places, deep withing the human soul. Once there, journey along the "Highway of Secrets", pit-stopping to use the "Lavatory of Hate" and the "Quick-Mart of Fear."

Yes, this distrubing and revealing road trip into what some may consider the most dangerous place in the world-the human mind-might just be enough to drive you mad...

Or we may just forget all that clap trap and get drunk and talk about sex and video games and stuff.

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Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they once again take navel gazing to new heights. TV theme karaoke prevails-call in with your favorite and sing along. Plus, the Singularity is still coming...no really. As your humble copy writer, you will forgive me a few guffaws as I read through their insane prattlings. Thank God these two stick around their houses a lot, otherwise they'd be on the loose in the free world. I doubt that's something we'd want to see ambling towards us on a dark night.

But I digress...

They'll be talking politics, pRon, free speech and more.

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Join James, Pepe and the gang as they tackle everything. Yup, you heard me. EVERYTHING. There's going to be more thrills here than at a Barry Manilow concert. That's right, the fun never stops here. We'll be covering the coming Singularity, the Oscars, the stimulus package, stupid news from around the world and our own miserable lives.

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Join Pepe, James and the gang as they take on all the important issues of the week, and yes it includes teh pRon. Once again, we'll rail against the Octo-mom, stimulate packages, drink until our livers hurt, solve the National Debt problem and help your relationship.

Give us a call, remember, this is your show. I mean, you probably do as much prep time as the guys who run the show. I mean really, have you seen these two losers? I'm just the blurb writing guy and even I'm disgusted by them. I mean really...

Anyway, listen they'll do funny stuff.

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Join Pepe, James and the gang as they answer that buring question...what's that burning sensation in my pants?

Also,we'll take your calls-remember, this is your show-we want to hear from you.

James and Pepe will tackle stimulation, bong hits, outrage, free speech and of course...p-r-o-n. I have to do that, so no one gets offended. Seriously. I have to spell out p-o-r-n.

As usual, drunken dirty filth will flow.

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Join James and a special guest host as they look for Pepe and his missing liver. That's right, Pepe's AWOL this week, and no one is sure where he is. AS the guy who writes these episode previews, I am shocked-SHOCKED I TELL YOU- that we allow people like Pepe to run amok day after day. If I had my way...well, let's not get into that. Anyway, they'll talk and drink and make a lot of good points. And you should send them your naked pictures at www.thedrunkardsdream.com.

Once again, James, Pepe and the gang discuss the week that was and those that will be. They can do that because when they drink, they can totally see the future! It's true! Liquor brings clairvoyancy. Anyway, call up or listen to the gang talk about dirty filthy, politics, pop culture, current events and all the news that you can't stand to hear anymore.

Remember, we're still taking pictures over at www.thedrunkardsdream.com!

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Join James, Pepe and all the ganag as we look at more dirty pictures online, making for some great radio. We're looking for your favorite websites-dirty filthy websites of course. Let's all take a trip around this cray thing we call the interwebs together...but not in a weird way...you know, back to back sort of thing.

With a new President on the way in, we want to hear your reflections on the past 8 years, on the future of the country, the world and all that jazz.

Plus, Ponzi schemes, flight risks, attempted death fakers and lots of booze.

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Join Pepe, James and all the gang as we look forward to the year that will be. From Obama's cabinet picks, to the Jett Travolta fall out, to something going on in the Gaza Strip (we've been too busy following Lindsey Lohan's breakup to really know what's going on) to all the weird and odd news stories that you've come to know and love. Plus Free Speech rules, as we talk to you and find out what's on your mind...remember-this is YOUR show.

Also, sex and booze!