Join co-hosts Pepe and Frank White as they discuss current events and hot news topics from an Everyman's point of view. Tonight we have every intention of kicking it hardcore like p*rno flick beeyotches. We roll with groups of ghetto bastids with biscuits.

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they re-live summer loves. Well, Pepe will re-live his summer love affair with booze and his left hand, while James will rally the troops against the armies of darkness.

Yes, it really is after the gold rush here in America, and who better to guide you through the Summer of Discounted Love than your pals at the Drunkard's Dream? Free, cheap, dirty fun awaits...all you have to do is...

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Newsflash! Pepe and James have been found! Who exactly it was that was looking for them is still unkown.

Anyway, join James, Pepe and all the gang as they tell you exactly where they've been, what they've done, and what kind of havoc that's caused. Or you could just spend the weekend Twittering, which is what we're doing. Twitter is totes hot right now because of those poor people over in that country...you know...whatever it's called.

Anyhow, the boys will take your calls, fuss and fight, drink and cuss and discuss whatever it is that you want to hear...or maybe it's what you DON'T want to hear that you should listen to...

Yes, all the booze fuled fun, sex, politics and perversions of societal norms are back!

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Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they try to recount what happened over the lost long weekend. When we last left our intrepid heroes, Pepe had taken a gullwing door from an antique Mercedes Benz to the head. His new identity, Hans Scheknel was seen parasailing over the Mojave Desert.

Meanwhile, James was back on the ranch, trying to quell a giant spider uprising. Little did he know, they weren't spiders, but an unfortunate side effect of the 'tussin cocktail he'd ingested a scant 4 hours prior.

Hoddy the Robot was frantically trying to call home and get his revenge against the octo-cat...

TUNE IN SPACE FANS!

Also, booze and sex.

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they make sure that you, as an American, have the right to choose opposites or the sames. Their forefathers fought so that you have the right to fight back against the wind when it blows open your top accidentally of course...but still!

Also, we'll be releasing top secret photos of the boys. There's no torture in the pictures. We figure that anyone who has to see the pictures will be going through enough torture.

Tune in for zesty summertime salad recipes!

Join James, Pepe and the gang as they talk, drink and mock what you believe in.

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they drink and talk and have fun. This would be longer, but I've got the swine flu.

Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they lead you down the righteous path. Yes brothers and sisters...it's a new day here at The Drunkard's Dream! We're going to tell you...yes YOU the listener how to live longer, live better and avoid those nasty pitfalls that can derail your life. Pitfalls like ghosts and zombie monkeys with rocket launchers. Brothers and sisters, when we say pass the hat, we really mean it. Fill it mightily with your hard earned money and/or booze. Also, leftover prescription meds will do.

Yes, better living through The Drunkard's Dream...is there nothing we can't do?

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After having defeated the invisible alien armies of TA-Rell 47, James and Pepe are back on Earth...and they're back to bring you all the awesome you've come to expect.

Weary from battle in zero-gravity, the boys have come back to entertain you...that's right YOU the lucky listener. Thrill at their stories of space flight! Wow at the tales of alien worlds!

Or just kick back, fix yourself a drink and listen to two local boobs get drunk and talk a lot of crap and play some music.

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We're back! Well, not us...James and Pepe are back on the air. I'm still stuck here writing this stupid copy. Anyway, James and Pepe are going to rant and rave at you. Find out what they did on vacation while we wait for Jesus to come down the chimney...or something. Pepe was in Malawi trying to adopt some kids to help make his line of designer wallets and James was fighting pirate vikings off the coast of Greenland. And your humble copy writer...I've been getting l-a-i-d. That right y'all! Uh-na-na-na-na.

Anyway, Listen, Call, Love...

It's YOUR show...

This episode will feature some great new music by DJ Triad-Actual orgasms spun into ambient music. New music, pron, sex, booze...it's all your Easter dreams come true.