🎙️ Two Fat Fathers - Episode 7: “Woking Hell!” 🚧🍻In this episode, we take a dangerously nostalgic (and mildly incriminating) trip down memory lane to the one and only Woking – the town that raised us, scarred us, and probably still has a few of our fingerprints on scaffolding poles.Expect tales of:⚽ Getting way too emotionally invested in Woking Football Club🏗️ Climbing cranes like hungover Spider-Men and doing chin-ups like we were training for the Olympics (we weren’t)🍻 9am pints at Spoons because why not?🕹️ Stumbling into the arcade drunk by lunchtime, smashing buttons and dignity in equal measure💩 Plus other random Woking-related nonsense that’ll make you laugh, cringe, or possibly call social servicesHit play, grab a pint (or a bacon bap), and join us as we glorify our misspent youth in the town that never quite made it.Subscribe, like, and tell your nan – she probably saw us fall off a bollard once.#TwoFatFathers #Podcast #Woking #ArcadeWasted #CraneClimbersAnonymous #SpoonsChronicles

This Week on The Two Fat Fathers Podcast…We’re talking about the moment we became dads — and let’s just say, it wasn’t exactly textbook.👶 Ben’s mrs’ waters broke and, like any responsible adult, he… carried on drinking. Next thing you know, he’s sweating tequila in the labour ward and trying not to throw up during contractions. Cheers to poor life choices. 🍻👶 Darren thought he was having one kid… turns out he bought a family multipack. Surprise twins! His exact words were somewhere between “oh wow” and “holy f**k”.We also veer wildly off-topic to discuss swim-up bars (heaven), random alcoholic beverages (regret), and phone cameras (mainly how they keep exposing our chins).It’s a chaotic blend of dad confessionals, hungover horror stories, and deep philosophical questions like: “Can you be classed as a good father if you’re still half-cut when the baby arrives?”Smash play. Regret nothing.#TwoFatFathers #HangoverAndHuggies #TwinsArePeopleToo #VodkaAndVasectomies #PintsBeforePushchairs #DadsGoneWild #LabourWasHardForMeToo #ParentingUnfiltered #SwimUpTherapy #PhoneCameraShame #MiddleAgedMayhem #FatterFunnierFathers