“What’s the thing that Michael Fassbender, Michael Jai White, and Michael Rooker have in common?” The next of the new Kickboxer movies makes it’s way to the couch. Is The Mountain a better villan then Bautista? Tune in to find out!

Get him! He’s all oiled up! Mom and Dad is about Nick Cage being a child killing parent? PLEASE YES PLEASE MORE.

He says he is Wolverine but he knows he is Beast Proud Mary tried to make its mark in the action verse this week. Can it hang with Atomic Blonde and John Wick? Or does it fail to make us proud? Tune in!

MUNDUNGO I’VE COME TO BARGAIN All the Money in the World? Or All the Whalburg in our Hearts? Is this Kevin Spacey free movie action packed in the slightest?! TUNE IN.

This week the fay boys take a look back at the best of 2017 and what’s to come in 2018. They also dig into the high-fantasy-gritty-cop-crime-genre-bending-action-adventure Will Smith vehicle Bright.

You have a face that says you’d do well with the tuba While the guys put together a SPICY New Years episode, enjoy these delightful snacks from the cutting room floor!

“Dirstun Kunts, whoops” STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS. I mean, what else is there to say? It’s freaking Star Wars! Is it Phantom Menace or Empire? Tune in!

I should talk to a therapist about aloooot of shit but Air Bud is pretty low on the list. Straight to DVD action movie called 24 Hours to Live? How can this possibly be good? TUNE IN!

Who is going to play He-Man? Probably some boring fuck LADY BLOODFIGHT! WILL THERE BE BLOOD? WILL THERE BE FIGHT? IS IT UTTER SHIT? TUNE IN!

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