Two Fat Guys on a Couch

ghjghj This week the couch gets a break as Robbie is busy in the field doing….whatever it is he does out there. Logan Lucky is on the menu due to its amazing Rotten Tomatoes score. Do they guys agree??

We’ll get some more whores in here Scott Adkins is back to dish up another dose of low budget ass kicking! Is this as good as Boyka? Or is it another Close Range. Oh, and David saw Valerian or whatever.

This week The Dark Tower wasn’t enough to fill us up, so we went back for seconds and got a heaping pile of dramatic tension in Dunkirk. Also Tom News and Game Judy Dench stop by as usual.

I don’t know, maybe beer will come out of her hands The conclusion to one of best franchises in recent years, War for the Planet of the Apes. Does this movie manage to close the trilogy with the same quality as the previous two? TUNA IN!

We’d be the queens that have big butts Along came a spiderman movie, and we saw it.

Cherry Garcia, you’ll kill a whole pint This week the guys consume one of the first movies of 2017 sitting comfortably above 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Baby Driver! Will that amateur website and amateur rating hold up to the opinion of the fat men? Tune in!

What is a swash? This week we saw The Bad Batch and it was…. good? Were we too drunk? Does one’s level of intoxication matter in a cannibalistic dystopian wasteland?

There are only 24 movies with “elongated cries of no” This week the guys bend the rules and see It Comes at Night. They make up for the lacking action by also watching the experimental short Rakka! Will the guys be too scared to eat before bed?! Tune in!

That’s a bombastic cry you have there, large headed boy! RIP Adam West but also…..FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All you’re doing now is making Donettes disappear Wonder Woman! Can DC be saved by this righteous, lasso wielding bad ass?! Tune in and find out!