Dumby Vs. Voldy - The final chapters of Order of the Phoenix!

We wrap up "The Order" with phoenixes deep throating killing curses, Dumbledore dropping some knowledge on Harry, and the students gearing up for the coming war...

But first a "Quick Bitch" - Nurse Ratched might have a point...

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Just two episodes left in Order of the Phoenix!

Umbridge is filibusted by Sen-a-taur McConnell, Harry's Ball finally drops, and... all dogs go to heaven...

But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Halloween!

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Goodness Gracious, Grawp, OWLS, and Fire!

But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The Social Dilemma

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Dumbledore drops his big ol' Dumbledick and the Weasley twins go out with a bang,

But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: R.I.P. R.B.G.

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We get penetrated by Snape in this episode as Harry starts occlumency lessons and Nicole has HAD IT with Cho Chang.

But first, a Quick Bitch on: Returning to The Comedy Store!

Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!

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The Filthy Nerds visit St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and everyone's leaving in stitches.

But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: FIRE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

WAIT... don't... the hills are on fire.

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**SPOILER ALERT**

In this very special High Tea with Harry Potter super fan Katie Jayne Earl from The Mowgli's, we start off with a MAJOR SPOILER that crept its way into Nicole's Instagram feed. If you're losing your #nerdginity along with Nicole and want to avoid to the spoiler, best to save this episode for a rainy day (which Katie Jayne Earl is sure to brighten up) and join us on the next episode when we return to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!

If you're sticking with us, enjoy our interview with Katie Jayne Earl (who is almost as good at lying to Nicole as Jessica is!)

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Dumbledore's Army, Madame Maxime's curtains, and Cho's WAP: Wet-A** Punim

But First: A time bending bitch about another magical world... Mushrooms!

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*Hem Hem* - The time has come... Nicole gets her first major dose of uncut Umbridge...

But first we have a quick bitch on the value of nerd culture!

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It's that time of the month! Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica present: "Filthy Fairy Tales"

Tuck yourself in and let Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica read you a bedtime story.

Two Filthy Nerds presents the first volume of a special monthly bonus episode of the pod!

This week we are filthing up a classic -

"Oh the Places You Won't Go!" by Dr. Sue Us

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