Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

By Jeremy Ellett

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November 11, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis

Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.
Torian Brackett as Pete.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital from Glad Rags.
Party by Damiano Baldoni.
The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected].
Episode Transcript

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32min
October 02, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.
Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.
Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]
Episode Transcript

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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22min
August 14, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber

Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.
Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker.
Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.
Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend.
David Hanna as the Bartender.
Stephen Cullen as Simon.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth.
Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman.
Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman.

CREW:
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
The World is Waiting by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar.
Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]
Episode Transcript

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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41min
July 31, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous

Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Maya Murphy as Millie.
Faith Dowgin as Gloria.
David Hanna as Art.
James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.
Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.
Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Endeavor by Jahzzar.
Battle by Boxcat Games.
The World’s Moved On by Rozkol.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.
CONTACT: [email protected]
Episode Transcript

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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28min
July 07, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?

The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.

CAST:
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Ault as Mac.
Dean J. Smith as Arlo.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.
Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.
Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

CREW:
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza.
Revenge by Spoon.
Time Train by PC III.
Xanadont by Mystery Mammal.
The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus.

Episode ⁠Transcript
PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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26min
June 17, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon

Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.

CAST:
Charlie Wes as Ed.
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Kale Brown as Jimmie.
Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Phil Sherwood as Jay.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.
Lindsay Zana as Camille.
Jessa Jordan as Tasha.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags.
Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.
Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.
Breakfast by Damian Baldano.
U Think U by Glad Rags.
Machine Language by Mystery Mammal.
Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald.

Episode ⁠Transcript
PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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29min
April 15, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do?

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Graham Rowat as Newsham.
Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
Su Ling Chan as Debra.
Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

CREW:
Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
Sound Design by Tal Minear.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Retro by Bajio Alvarado.
Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.
FIFA Slide by Keshco.
Specter by Alan Walker.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠
PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.
CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.

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29min
April 01, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music

The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction.

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Sena Bryer as Larry.
Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker.
Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker.
Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick Tock by Glad Rags.
Alamo by Glad Rags.
The Group by Keshco.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠
PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected].

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.

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33min
March 18, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped

Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.

CAST:
Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Jordan Stillman as Judy.
Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
Abby Espiritu as Derby.
Phil Sherwood as Jay.
Stephen Indrisano as Steve.
Claire Gaskell as Evie.
Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.
Torian Brackett as Pete.
Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe.
Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble.
Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

CREW:
Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.
Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Wonder Under by Glad Rags.
Tick Tock by Glad Rags.

Episode Transcript
PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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35min
February 25, 2022 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli

Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:
Zane Schacht as Randy.
Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.
Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
David Sillars as Doctor K.
Addison Peacock as Karen.
Rob Schwarb as Mike.
Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park.
Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject.
Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker.

MUSIC:
Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
Apollo by Mystery Mammal.
Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni.
Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous.
The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco.
Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco.

This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe
CONTACT: [email protected]
Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35min

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