Two For One

Hey I'm Mike, and this is also Mike! This is where we make the show no one will ever see, which we've called Two For One. Any ideas that pop into our heads, from video sketches, music, and more will get dumped right here, in the proverbial dumping ground of our erratic minds. But mostly we talk a lot about things that matter to us. Which is pretty much nothing.

We tell the most painful, embarrassing stories dug up from the recesses of our small minds. Topics include: swollen genitals unforeseen butt-loosening, stuttering at the UN, and snapping kneecaps.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com

Single Mike fantasizes about the perfect family. Married Mike indulges his girlfriend with glowing praise. Both come together to brew the perfect mediocre beer.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com

We record in the comfort of our own homes for once instead of the infamous Mischief Warehouse. Join our low-energy, quaalude infused talk show where we don't even bother with mic stands, recount the tale of Kendall Jackson Lady, and finally drift off into peaceful irrelevant sleep.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com

In our very first (and absolutely not last) free-form podcast on nothing, we lose a ton of usable audio because Mike uses his digital media degree as a coaster. We also spend $157 on 24 beers.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com

Mike and Mike couldn't wait any longer and banged out a second podcast in one night like two wild animals. We tackle relationships, or the lack thereof, and how weird internet dating is when the pool of strangers consists mostly of murderers.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com

Hey I'm Mike! And this is also Mike! On our first ever never-before-seen and will-never-be-heard podcast, we discuss whether or not our bullshit degrees were worth the money we wasted. We come to absolutely no conclusion at all, but listen in and come with us on the most common tragic millennial quest.

Music: http://www.chillhoprecords.com