Two Guinea Hens's Podcast

Your favorite clucking hens are back with a new episode. 

They still have zero structure or format. 

Speaking of which, how does one get those things? 

They do have loads of energy (thank you Nicholas Coffee) and they love TV (is streaming considered TV?) and they love each other (which is why they get name-called by someone whose name rhymes with FLOHN FLAVIS).

Gab wants the listeners to have ONE TAKEAWAY from this episode:

TREAT YO SELF and get AMC +. (NOT SPONSORED BY AMC +, in fact I'm sure they would prefer I stop speaking about them). Seriously, if you love Halloween and you do. $8.99 and the amount of movies that you will have access to is incredible.

AMC+ picks from the Two Guinea Hens:

Rose's Top Three picks from the Halloween franchise:

• Halloween 1978
• Rob Zombie's Halloween II 2009
• Halloween III Season of the Witch 1982

Gab's Top Three picks from the Children of the Corn franchise:

• Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest 1995
• Children of the Corn 1984
• Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror 1998

We talk about other stuff too like mental illness (our lives) and Rose gives me credit for picking Kamala's VP running mate and for recommending Matlock. (Next week I'll recommend a Cardiologist and where to buy Werther's.) Rose is going to Texas. Pray for her (to buy a RAD cowboy hat and to meet Troy Aikman).

CIAO!!!!
xoxoxo
Rosie and Gabby

Rose and Gab are back. (We never really went anywhere.) 

This is a reintroduction episode to your favorite Italian sissies!

We fill you in on where have we been (gittin' sane) and we fill you in on who we are today (neurodivergent and we know it).

We have been traveling to our favorite place: The Jersey Shore.
This past summer we had quite the situation (pun intended).
We love our state of Pennsylvania. NEPA Valley - What up?

Yeah... it's a lot of energy (coffee was involved) and you can actually hear Rose.

We're the new and improved Two Guinea Hens. 

Season 4 REAL starts now!

It's Gabby's birthday and you are invited to the party. It's just a podcast party, but still. Grab your favorite beverage and join the sisters as they celebrate Gabby's birthday. Fun fact: Rose prayed for Gab to be born. She's basically Nostradamus.
Enjoy!
Oh, and to our German fans, "Milka Schokolade ist die beste!"
Subscribe!
Tschuss!

Rosie and Gabby most-likely have ADHD or ADD. Gab is blatantly manic and Rose has an appointment with an ADHD specialist in 2029 (it's hard to see specialists these days). Anyway... Ride the wave of a multitude of different topics including, but not limited to ALIENS, dead people, balloons in the sky, TikTok is ruining our brains, BRAINS, and so much more.....

Join the sisters for this week's WACKY CONVERSATION.

New Year, new you, new Two Guinea Hens episode! This week the Hens discuss cookies, streaming shows such as: Midnight Mass, Tell Me Your Secrets, She Said, Don't Pick Up the Phone, Wednesday and more!

The Hens discuss mental health too because, well, it's their freaking LIVES yo.

2023 is starting off weird and that's OK. I guess... We have no control so in the words of the Mother of the Two Guinea Hens...

"RIDE THE WAVE"

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Merry Winter Solstice! Happiness to all who celebrate absolutely nothing! Hello, our darlings!!!!

Look, we won't be dramatic, the Pandemic didn't BREAK US. Our vacation in 2021 did. 

But we're BACK, babies. And in this episode we cover it all: Christmas, medical marijuana, mental health, regular health, vampires, television shows, getting back to some semblance of a "normal" that's far from normal and so much more.

Grab the egg nog, get that glass of wine, pour a health glass of "the best drink on earth" WATER and enjoy this holiday special of the Two Guinea Hens.

Love always,

Rosie and Gabby

In the second episode of Season Five, The Two Guinea Hens (Rosie and Gabby) have a bone to pick with Libby's Canning Company. They are catering to lazy bakers and it's not cool. Pie making is not supposed to be easy! You want easy? Buy a pie! Anyway, the Hens discuss much more than pie. They discuss abortion laws in Texas! They also discuss all the shows they are both currently streaming (which is a lot) and they discuss the upcoming Fall Season and Halloween!

Enjoy with a cup of coffee! In this episode the Two Guinea Hens drank Brazil Santos coffee from Nicholas Coffee Company in Pittsburgh made in a French Press.

Ciao!

In the return episode of the Two Guinea Hens (name under construction), sisters Rosie and Gabby discuss their absence from Buzzsprout that was directly related to the worst vacation of their lives. The sisters visited the Kidnapping Capital of the East Coast.

In segment two, the sisters discuss their favorite television shows (and there are a lot... These two need to learn cross stitching).

Segment three, the coffee kicks in and the two sisters discuss the possibility of buying the same bar their parents owned and almost caused their divorce.

Enjoy!
Coffee from Nicholas Coffee, Pgh. Style of coffee: Columbian Supremo.
Ciao.
Rosie and Gabby

In this week's episode: the 2GH's review the Friends Reunion now streaming on HBO MAX (not sponsored). They also discuss Mare of Easttown and tell every single spoiler so if you haven't watched, you shouldn't listen to the first half of this podcast. What else? ROSE CHOKES and Gab's lozenges are candy canes. And there is a commercial for Big Shot Bob's (not sponsored). Enjoy.

Ciao,

Rosie & Gabby

New episode, listeners. Yinz are still listening, right? We don't know... We can't tell (I mean, we can because Buzzsprout alerts us to listens per episode, but you know what we mean). We need to hear more from you... Your fears, cheers, jeers... Is that a word? Anyway, be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram so that we know that you still are listening. We love feedback. And suggestions. And presents.... 

Love always,

Rosie and Gabby