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  • Balancing Side Hustles as a Flight Attendant with Kara Adams

    Side hustles are the best way to fully express yourself, explore more hobbies, and fuel the passions you’ve always wanted to pursue.

    Most flight attendants we know have a side hustle or “side quest” they are deeply passionate about. In this episode, we are honored to feature the Queen of Side Hustles herself, Kara Adams! Kara is a loving mom, flight attendant, artist, author, yoga instructor, and so much more.

    In this episode, she breaks down how she manages multiple side hustles, builds healthy habits, and keeps her creative spark alive even while flying. We’ll also talk about her favorite books and an upcoming documentary about flight attendants!

    What is your side hustle? Share your stories with us!

    Connect with Kara on Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/karacadams/

    Check out her amazing murals!
    https://karacadams.com/5f2b0c88f2d0e


    Episode Highlights:
    00:00 Welcome to Episode #43!
    01:16 Cats are everywhere
    03:56 Kara & her crazy passenger experience
    05:45 An escape from reality
    08:20 Take care of yourself first
    11:42 Kara’s side hustles
    14:16 Has flying influenced her side hustles?
    15:34 She’s also a muralist!
    17:29 That creative switch 
    20:12  Don’t stop creating
    22:30 What do you do outside of flying?
    24:21 Kara & what’s coming
    26:25 Cabin Pressure: a story about flight attendants
    28:58 To connect is our goal
    30:26 Reflections
    33:25 Let’s play Cross-checked!

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    41 min
  • 15 Signs You’re a First-Time Flyer

    We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard.

    With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away!

    In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharing our best flying advice, and spilling some of our favorite passenger experiences.

    Let’s laugh it all out and reminisce about the first time we ever boarded a plane!

    Episode Highlights:

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #42!
    [0:53] Are you a first-time flyer?
    [01:35] Drew, good flying, base hopping
    [4:30] Rich, trains, and a cranberry vodka
    [8:20] Sign#1: Wreaking havoc
    [11:41] Sign#2: Way too early at the gate
    [14:04] Sign#3: Is clapping cute or cringe?
    [16:16] Sign#4: Too shocked by the turbulence
    [18:34] Sign#5: Extremely silly questions
    [20:10] Sign#6: The bathroom question
    [21:21] Sign#7: The seat algebra
    [24:42] Sign#8: Overpacking
    [26:42] Sign#9: Yes, there are boarding gates
    [28:10] Sign#10: You must be an influencer!
    [30:23] Sign#11: We love the safety demo
    [33:51] Sign#12: Suitcase & the open bins
    [36:42] Sign#13: Small lavatory
    [38:01] Sign#14: Why are you standing?
    [40:58] Sign#15: Making the connection
    [43:35] Galley Gossip
    [46:07] Let’s reflect

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    51 min
  • Flight Attendant Burnout: When the Dream Job Stops Feeling Like a Dream

    If you’ve ever found yourself staring at your schedule wondering how you’re supposed to do one more trip, counting down the days until vacation before your current one even starts, or questioning whether you still love a job you once couldn’t imagine doing anything else… this episode is for you.

    We’re talking all about flight attendant burnout—what causes it, what it looks like, and how we’ve learned (sometimes the hard way) to navigate it. This isn’t one of those episodes where we pretend to have all the answers. It’s just an honest conversation about the reality of working in aviation and the importance of taking care of yourself in an industry that often expects you to keep pushing.

    Whether you’re a flight attendant, another aviation professional, or someone who’s simply feeling burned out by life in general, we hope something in this conversation resonates with you.

    Episode Highlights:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #41!
    [1:31] Drew, mixed up flying, and a secret pizza place
    [3:04] Rich needs a day off 
    [5:10] Burnouts among flight attendants
    [8:01] What causes these burnouts?
    [9:13] A good crew means everything
    [11:22] Airlines, don’t forget about your flight attendants
    [14:56] We just need a minute!
    [16:38] How do we prevent burnouts?
    [16:48] Tip #1 - Remember the why
    19:14 Tip #2 - Have fun outside work
    [21:11] Tip #3 - Use your work benefits
    [23:28] Tip #4 - Switch up your flying schedule
    [25:45] Tip #5 - Side hustles are honestly really cool
    [30:23] Tip #6 - Enjoying a hobby is therapeutic
    [32:46] Tip #7 - Take a break from social media
    [35:13] It’s okay to get tired!
    [36:13] Communicate with your coworkers
    [38:23] Our advice for you
    [40:05] Galley Gossip

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    45 min
  • Flight Attendant Vocabulary 101: Talk Like An Aviation Pro

    What language are flight attendants speaking? No more guessing—you’ll learn the secret flight attendant terminology with us!

    In this episode, we’re decoding crew jargon, cryptic galley phrases, and the coded chaos of the aviation industry. We’ll break down important flight attendant terms, popular aviation acronyms, and trendy lingo only we aviation pros can understand.

    This might sound like a lot, but trust us, it’s not! Learn something new while having a laugh with the Galley gang. If we taught you well, let us know in the comments!


    Episode Highlights:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #40!
    [1:35] Drew & maintenance issues
    [3:05] Rich & early summer rants
    [3:57] Let's talk about air vents, Airbus!
    [6:50] The aviation alphabet
    [8:05] The tricky test
    [9:25] Fun aviation terminology
    [9:52] Define “flight attendant”
    [11:15] Gate agents are underrated
    13:28 Deadhead: not the band 
    [14:30] She commutes from Rome to Philly?
    [15:48] Crash pads
    [18:48] Non-revving is a flight benefit
    [19:31] This is why we use StaffTraveler
    [21:59] Pairing & sequence
    [22:43] Layovers can mean something different
    [24:41] There are so many turns
    [25:25] What is a redeye?
    [27:37] Hub vs, base
    [28:29] 2 types of flight attendants
    [30:42] The time when the aircraft door is closed
    [32:40] Duty days can be significantly longer 
    [33:27] Rest is required
    [35:13] The galley is our office
    [36:00] Jumpseats are reserved for flight attendants
    [36:11] Mandatory door check
    [37:57] They fight over bulkhead seats
    [38:48] Different aircraft sections
    [40:05] Cabin secure
    [40:51] Last-minute aircraft swaps
    [41:33] Taxi vs. runway
    [42:54] The ramp & the tarmac
    [43:11] Turbulence is normal
    [44:25] Pushback & ground stop
    [44:55] Air traffic manages delays
    [45:11] Tarmac delay
    [45:59] Unexpected stops 
    [48:40] Airplanes don’t fly by magic
    [50:31] Defrosting the aircraft
    [51:22] Your least favorite announcement
    [52:43] The acronym land of aviation
    [54:44] 10 trendy passenger & airport terms
    [1:00:35] You’re now part of our crew!
    [1:01:32] Galley Gossip

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Debunking 19 TikTok Travel Hacks

    Are all TikTok “travel hacks” even real? Obviously not! We’ll tell you which TikTok hacks are good, bad, or not even a hack at all.

    In this episode, we are debunking travel hacks that make us cringe. Listen to our “flight attendant-approved,” real-life advice and practical hacks that will make your trip safer and more comfortable.

    Don't believe everything that you see on TikTok. As responsible passengers, it is essential to do your research before every trip, ask advice from experienced travelers (like us), and prioritize everyone's safety—including your own.

    Laugh, cringe, and learn proper travel etiquette with the Galley Gang!

    Episode Highlights:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #39!
    [1:34] Drew & the martini hack
    [4:14] Rich’s spidey-sense moment
    [5:25] The pilot’s Wordle
    [9:32] TikTok Hack #1 - Should we wear pajamas inflight?
    [10:24] TikTok Hack #2 - Empty water bottles
    [13:26] TikTok Hack #3 - Packing cubes to organize your suitcase
    [16:12] TikTok Hack #4 - Hoodie suitcases
    [18:41] TikTok Hack #5 - Rolled clothes are space savers
    [19:21] TikTok Hack #6 - Pillowcases to avoid baggage fees
    [20:59] TikTok Hack#7 - Fragile stickers on bags
    [23:33] TikTok Hack #8 - Cheaper flights on Tuesdays
    [24:22] StaffTraveler, our ultimate travel partner
    [26:49] TikTok Hack #9 - Clearing cache for lower prices
    [27:56] TikTok Hack #10 - Luggage pic before checking it
    [28:36] TikTok Hack #11 - AirTags on checked bags
    [30:01] TikTok Hack #12 - Bringing own snacks
    [33:07] TikTok Hack #13 - Shoe bag for dirty laundry 
    [34:13] TikTok Hack #14 - Disinfectant wipes
    [34:52] TikTok Hack #15 - Compression socks on long flights
    [35:22] TikTok Hack #16 - Powerbanks & portable chargers 
    [36:27] TikTok Hack #17 - Cooking food in coffee makers?
    [37:33] TikTok Hack #18 - Skipping the line with a wheelchair
    [39:00] TikTok Hack #19 - Mini fans vs. hot cabins

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    44 min
  • Saying Goodbye to Spirit Airlines: A Flight Attendant’s Story

    Behind every airline is a huge group of hardworking people ensuring the safety and comfort of every flight. It is the frontliners who truly run the show and are the real heart of aviation. But what happens to the thousands of aviation professionals when an airline disappears?

    In this episode, we are talking with former Spirit Airlines flight attendant and union representative, Donald Gionta. Donald was with the airline for 8 years and is here to share his memorable experiences with Spirit, his journey, and how he started as an aviation professional. Get ready to laugh, feel sentimental, and enjoy our "Spirited" conversation this week.

    To all the Spirit Airlines crew listening or watching us, our hearts and best wishes are with you. Whether you continue in the aviation industry or not, you’ll always be a flight attendant and a part of our Galley Gang!

    Episode Highlights:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #38!
    [1:29] Donald & the sweet proposal
    [5:16] Spirit making aviation more accessible
    [8:06] Donald’s aviation story
    [10:59] Aviation professionals come from everywhere
    [12:20] The universe speaks to us in mysterious ways
    [13:56] Donald’s favorite memories with Spirit 
    [16:05] Flying out for tacos and tequila?
    [17:24] What people wish they knew about Spirit Airlines
    [18:31] Disconnect, even for a bit
    [22:10] The aviation industry is so interesting
    [23:15] Changing airlines is not easy
    [26:05] Navigating two bankruptcies
    [29:15] Coping with the fall
    [32:22] Showing support as a union representative
    [34:18] Dealing with the shock 
    [38:38] How other airlines support the Spirit crew
    [41:17] What’s next for Donald?
    [44:12] One thing we’ll miss most about Spirit
    [45:29] Donald’s message to the Spirit crew
    [47:10] People are the heart of aviation
    [47:59] Let’s play Cross-checked!

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    58 min
  • Pride in Aviation: Why LGBTQ+ Representation Matters

    Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

    Let’s appreciate how far we’ve come as a community—how we’ve earned our place, gained a meaningful representation, and how we can walk freely and fearlessly anytime, anywhere. While there are still stereotypes surrounding the LGBTQ+ community and so much work to be done in breaking those stigmas, we can’t help but be proud of the progress and effort each of us is putting in to make our voices heard and our presence felt.

    “Why are many flight attendants gay?” We’ve been asked this a lot, and when we really think about it, it’s likely because they feel safer in our industry! In this episode, we’re diving into all things queer in aviation. We’re squashing stereotypes, talking about why true representation matters, and unapologetically, being ourselves (Sorry, not sorry!).

    Here is what Pride looks like at 35,000 feet! 

    Episode Highlights:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #37!
    [1:00] #1 reason people visit our website
    [1:48] Rich had fun doing turns
    [4:26] Drew & what pins represent
    [5:44] Being a safe space for someone
    [7:42] The stereotype
    [8:55] Have conversation with people first
    [11:08] Celebrating YOU in the aviation industry
    [14:14] Are flight attendants getting enough media representation?
    [16:56] Now, it's getting better! (ask flight attendants)
    [18:39] The industry & the queer community
    [20:32] Mindset shifts, empowerment
    [22:17] Traveling anywhere, safely, and without judgment
    [23:46] Rainbow pins & lanyards
    [25:37] Uniform diversity (Airlines, listen!)
    [29:18] StaffTraveler is super convenient
    [31:03] The true essence of Pride celebrations

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    37 min
  • The Ultimate Non-Rev Travel Survival Guide

    Have you seen the standby list in July? If you have, then you completely understand the stress and crazy things passengers go through at this time of the year. Non-Rev travel in the summer is not for the weak! You need a solid backup plan, good weather, and hopefully—an extra tablespoon of patience.

    Non-revving can be chaotic, and that’s okay! It has taught us the value of patience and flexibility.  Plus, our loved ones always get a thrilling sense of adventure out of it! 

    In this episode, we are sharing our ultimate Survival Guide for Non-Rev flyers. Here are the 15 most important travel tips you need to survive the summer fiasco!

    For new merch, practical travel advice, and more aviation gossip, join the Galley Gang!

    Episode Highlights:

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #36!
    [1:16] Drew & union duties
    [2:32] Rich & crazy people 
    [5:45] Non-rev & standby
    [6:34] Tip #1: You need StaffTraveler!
    [8:50] Chaotic summer travel experiences
    [11:27] Tip #2: Stay flexible
    [12:23] Tip #3: Avoid peak travel times
    [13:15] Tip #4: First flight only
    [13:54] Tip #5:Backup plans are essential
    [15:07] Tip #6: Get ready for connecting flights
    [17:06] Tip #7: Small baggage is queen
    [17:49] Tip #8: Pack for every scenario
    [19:17] Tip #9: Dress comfortable
    [20:37] Tip #10: Monitor flights constantly
    [22:09] Tip #11: Be nice to the crew!
    [23:23] Tip #12: A backup ticket
    [25:20] Tip #13: Extra time on both ends of your trip
    [27:19] Tip #14: International standby
    [29:02] Tip #15: The art of airport survival
    [30:59] We’ve got to love non-rev trips
    [31:35] A tarot reading inflight?

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    37 min
  • How Volunteer Pilots Are Changing Lives Across America

    This week, we are flying with a purpose. We recently connected with a team of inspiring individuals who work to make a resounding impact in their communities. Galley Gang, let’s remember that even our smallest acts of service can truly create a ripple effect that inspires change.

    In this episode, we are joined by Reid & Alé from Elevated Access—a non-profit organization that connects individuals who need to travel for gender-affirming care and abortion care with their growing network of volunteer pilots. Enjoy an immersive, eye-opening conversation about aviation, inclusion, and making a positive impact in our world.

    Donate or volunteer here: Elevated Access

    Chapters:
    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #35!
    [0:56] Meet Reid & Alé, Elevated Access 
    [1:42] Alé & turbulence
    [3:53] Reid & a crazy 24-hour flight
    [7:42] Alé in entering the world of aviation
    [8:46] What is Elevated Access?
    [11:05] The Process 
    [13:18] Types of care people are traveling for
    [17:17] The lack of access
    [20:56] Vetting process for volunteer pilots
    [23:53] Misconceptions about Elevated Access
    [25:31] A purpose supported by airlines!
    [29:34] What makes their work more important than ever?
    [35:36] Reid & Alé’s meaningful stories  
    [39:39] The aviation industry and inclusion
    [50:26] Let’s be supportive and more compassionate
    [59:50] Words of wisdom 
    [1:03:07] Support the cause!
    [1:05:35] Let’s play Cross-Checked!

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Flight Attendants Reveal Shocking Passenger Red Flags

    Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard. 

    In this episode, we’re reacting  to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never short of drama and wild sights! A simple gesture of appreciation can completely change our day.

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    Episode Highlights:

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #34!
    [1:07] Are flight attendants judging us?
    [1:41] Ask the Audience!
    [2:05] Rich’s flight updates (Wait, WHAT?!)
    [4:51] Drew is in passenger mode
    [5:52] #1: Intentionally slow boarders
    [6:45] #2: Tight connections
    [8:30] #3: Your bag WILL NOT fit there, Ma’am
    [9:21] #4: “I know my seat”
    [9:53] #5: Water, please…
    [11:21] #6: Ignoring the crew’s greetings
    [13:17] #7: Blaming us for a missed connections
    [13:51] #8: Telling us to smile more
    [15:10] #9: You need time apart…for like 7 minutes
    [16:06] #10: Use the bathroom before boarding
    [17:53] #11: A loud and rowdy group of adults
    [18:36] #12: Handing us trash as they board
    [19:33] #13: Pilot cards (not all airlines have them)
    [21:10] #14: Nope, we’re not doing that
    [21:31] #15: Moving other people’s bags 
    [22:13] #16: Hey Captain, don’t tap the fuselage
    [23:30] #17: “They” will take care of it
    [24:23] #18: Well, that’s rude.
    [25:29] #19: Alcohol first, really?
    [26:27] #20: Call button isn’t a toy
    [29:03] #21: Complaining about literally anything
    [29:47] #22: Enormous backpacks are not cute
    [30:59] #23: Status fliers & getting away with rules
    [32:56] #24: Aggressive questions
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    [35:51] #26: Thinking that they’re funny
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