The guys unite for their Central Division Preview. But first: they'll discuss Robin Lehner's lengthy lecture for the NHL. Will this league ever change? Probably not. But the guys will keep yelling at them, anyway.

The St. Louis Blues traded Zach Sanford, acquired Logan Brown, and re-upped Doug Armstrong! And that's not even the bulk of this show!

In what's become an annual tradition, the guys rank the 32 NHL teams on a never-ending scale of misery that goes all the way from Nirvana to Buffalo.

Scott Perunovich tore up Traverse City faster than the Buffalo Sabres tore the C off of Jack Eichel's jersey. And that's saying something! This episode is the latest installment of the 2G1C Prospect Pyramid, our elusive, exclusive, and oh-so effusive look at the Blues' prospects from Tier 1 to Tier 6! Enjoy!

The guys unite to discuss a busy week of NHL news. Offer sheets, the Olympics, and new Winter Classic sweaters! Plus, the piss poor Pacific Division. It's all ahead, and we won't even charge $1,000, even though the patterns are SO complicated!

The guys return to discuss Colton Parayko's massive new 8-year, $52 million contract extension (that carries through 2030!)

Then, they'll dive into the Atlantic Division preview. Yuck! The Maple Leafs! Boo.

The NHL hasn't had a lot of news since the guys last recorded, but we'll cover everything we can, before moving into the Division Preview for the world's most boringest division, the Metropolitan.

The guys return to talk about... well, nothing, really. But we tried.

One of the craziest NHL weeks in recent memory is finally in the books, and the Blues have made two major additions to their top six. Now, what's next? Plus, the guys look around the league and breakdown the moves made by every team!

The St. Louis Blues have made two major moves, drafting Zachary Bolduc with the 16th overall pick, after trading Sammy Blais and a second-round pick next season for Pavel Buchnevich. The future of the Blues is much clearer today than yesterday, and the guys gotta talk about it. Plus! The league is burning down around us, and Stephen is a wanted criminal, probably.

The guys are back to prepare for the NHL expansion draft! But NHL GMs aren't prepared, so we're doing their work for them. Protect this guy! Expose that guy! But don't expose yourself, THAT'S illegal! Above all else, protect your future assets.

Can't wait for GMs to totally ignore our advice and trade six first round picks to protect Adam Henrique.