Hey! They didn't do the thing, they did the other thing! Happy Mother's Day to everyone out there, especially Bonnie O'Reilly, our new celebrity!

On that 1-10 pain chart they use in hospitals, nobody accounted for being a Blues fan in the playoffs... The guys air their dyspeptic discontent for the benefit of their listening (cat) audience.

The St. Louis Blues were never going to make it easy. Never, ever, ever...

The St. Louis Blues get off to a great start in Game 1 of the 2022 Stanley Cup Playoffs, beating the Minnesota Wild in Minnesota by a score of 4-0. The game's top star is David Perron, who did everything in this game, spending four minutes in the penalty box, scoring a hat trick, and even notching an assist. But goalie Ville Husso looked spectacular as well in his playoff debut, recording a shutout on 37 shots.

The Scorpion King soundtrack is litty, and there is nothing else to talk about.

How else would you describe the St. Louis Blues? This is the best the offense has ever looked, by every metric — a franchise record 4-goal-game streak, a franchise record for points in a period, and a franchise record for "lines with guys named Pavel Robert and Vladimir that are all point-per-game players and seem like really cool guys that it would be fun to hang out with, probably!" Nothing terrible is EVER gonna happen. to this team!

Robert Thomas is Elite. Unfortunately, our audio quality is not! The good news is, Stephen is off hotel wifi forever!

This podcast is already outdated! Recorded Monday night, we can't even cover the incredible win in Boston. But that will come soon.

The St. Louis Blues have been hot and cold, but they're hot right now so we can't be angry, even though we kinda wanna! We're not Will Smith angry, though, that's the good news. And keep Robert Thomas' name outchya freakin mouth!

The trade deadline has come and gone, and the St. Louis Blues have done... soooooomething.

The Blues acquired Nick Leddy for Oskar Sundqvist, Jake Walman, and a second-round pick. It's a strange move, but maybe not as bad as the guys' originally thought.

More broadly, they discuss where the Blues are at and what's coming next.

Then they do a quick hit on every trade that went on this week. The Nick Leddy era begins now!

The Blues complete a fantastic 7-4 victory over the Nashville Predators, and it's a win so good that Stephen has to talk about it all by himself in a Hawaii hotel room ahead of Ian's nuptials (a word that shouldn't be spelled that way)!

Pardon the subpar audio, but I did not put my microphone in my checked bag. Because I am not a psychopath. If you've read this far in the show notes, though, you might be! So who should really be judging who here, huh?

Okay. You're right. I'm sorry. We're trying to get better, we promise.