Two Guys, One Lapdog

Boom! We're back. The guys recap their Fajita, MLS Cup, and Consuella filled weekend, drop some essential Morning Announcements, and dive into Bumble... but with other stuff. This holiday season will be filled with special guest from TGOLD nation, the guys hometowns, and much more. Host Ryan loses his shit when Matt challenges the integrity of the popular show, "Friends", as they discuss Netflix's most recent scandal. We head back into, The Dorm Room, where all (3) host give you their Dorm Room wish list! As always you can find all the products and topics they discuss on Instagram @twoguysonelapdog and Twitter @2guys1lapdog. Turn up your headphones, kick your feet up, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.

BOOM! We're back with our weekly dose of content. MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT: The race for Fall Royalty ends tonight at 11:57 p.m. so get your best fits off! Hosts Matt and Ryan are joined by special guest Eammon to bring you popular segments like Would you rather, What's in the News?, and Weekend Warriors. The guys do an impromptu, "Weekday recap", after a night of beer dye and binge drinking right in the middle of finals. Sit back, turn your headphones up, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.

TGOLD is back to brighten up your Tuesday morning. Host Matt and Host Ryan recap Matt’s fly fishing adventures (follow his new fly fishing Instagram @_stablegenius). They bring back “The Dorm Room” and talk about their plans to go snowboarding. How Host Ryan is going to survive that in shorts is yet to be seen. Host Matt and Host Ryan also get ready for the holidays so look out for our holiday episodes with special guests, new segments, and a TGOLD trip to sunny Hawaii. Also be on the look out for more details on merch contests and check in with our last episode to see how to win limited edition long sleeve tees.

BOOM! We're back with another episode to get you through the week. Submit you or your friends best fall fits to be nominated as a Fall King or Queen, but hurry because the DM's are filling up (insta: @twoguysonelapdog). Matt and Ryan will select 2 Kings and 2 Queens to receive a FREE limited edition Two Guys, One Lapdog long sleeve t-shirt. The guys return with another segment of Bumble... but with other stuff where they discuss graduation, living with parents, and the Impossible Burger. A brand new segment, What's in the Lyrics, takes it back old school as Host Ryan sings some of musics most popular tunes as Host Matt tries to guess the song. As always your hosts tell you how they're going to battle the weekend in the ever so popular, Weekend Warriors segment. TGOLD nation stand up for the best podcast you've never heard of.

And they’re back. Host Matt and Host Ryan are here to bless your ears with sweet content. They recap their Thanksgivings, give a PSA about romaine lettuce and figure out how to survive the upcoming apocalypse. Learn about the best ways to tackle Black Friday, riots, and the benefit of lactose in the newest TGOLD episode. Get ready for the Christmas season where we have some exciting things in store for TGOLD Nation and keep an eye out for some exclusive merch. As always don’t forget to follow us on instagram @twoguysonelapdog and follow Host Matt on Twitter @rumgoblin_ not @_rumgoblin as he has been plugging incorrectly for the last 15 episodes. Welcome back to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan are working through the holidays to bring you content. They'll bring you the best takes on how to tackle turkey day and even bring in a special guest host to take you through the ins and outs of whether to tackle your great aunt during the annual Thanksgiving football game, how much is too much to drink at the kids table, and how to fight back against the commercialization of the holiday season. Sit down at your family dinner, turn up this podcast, and get ready for the best podcast your extended family has never heard of.

It’s Thanksgiving week so we have a special lost episode. Our lapdog took an early thanksgiving break so while the references might not be current, the content is just as good. Don’t forget to join us for a special Thanksgiving Spepisode this Thursday and keep an eye out for our upcoming merch giveaway. That’s right, a merch giveaway. As always follow us on Instagram, tweet us and give us a review. Welcome back to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan are back yet again. This week the listeners have spoken: Host Ryan will be spending the entire winter in shorts. TGOLD Nation, let's get some hashtag suggestions and get his suffering trending. The listener voicemails that sentenced Host Ryan to his fate wanted to give him an out in the form of leggings, but Host Ryan's integrity is too strong to accept and his bare skin will be exposed to the elements starting December 22. Also this week a new segment is introduced that is so cleverly named we may be filing a trademark: "Throw Back Thursdays" kicks off with the story of a land filled with beer, naptime, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson. The guys recount their story of homesickness, hospitalizations and helplessness as they endure an entire two weeks away from the comfort of cellular data and people who speak english. Will they make it back to the homeland ok? Will Host Ryan ever accept socks and sandals? And who was watching the one lapdog while the two guys were gone? Join us next week for a special holiday Spepisode and follow us @twoguysonelapdog on instagram to watch continuous updates of Host Ryan's freezing legs. Welcome back to the best podcast you've never heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan are back yet again to bring in your Tuesday! The guys start out with their weekend recap, a few morning announcements, and jump straight into Bumble... but with other stuff. If you were hoping to hear, "What's in the News?", you're going to have to comeback Thursday because Host Matt has a take that sent Ryan into a tail spin. Sit back, turn your headphones up, and relax because you're listening to the best podcast you've never heard of.

BOOM! We're back with another Thursday episode. Hosts Matt and Ryan are joined in the studio by NPR Matt to discuss the mid-term election, they jump into the popular, "Would you Rather?" segment, and tangent into a brand new segment, "What's in the Fashion?". Host Ryan goes off the rails and proposes the idea of wearing shorts all Winter. Turn your headphones up, sit back, and enjoy the best podcast you've never heard of.