Hosts Matt and Ryan are a few hours late, but they're back! In this episode the guys talk about their fall royalty nominations, the lapdogs' pressing medical issue, and the return of Mo Bamba. The guys take you back to the Dorm Room and bring fresh ingredients for the Crockpot. It's all a weird flex, but its ok.

Host Matt and Host Ryan return to their regular schedule with their best episode yet. They start off with a new segment "Voicemails" where TGOLD nation fills up Host Ryan's inbox with questions about life, seagulls, and Justin Bieber. They give you a recap of "Whats in the News" where they discuss the pain of kidney stones and support Taylor Swift's get out the vote effort, which may or may not be part of a ten year revenge plan on Ye. In "What are We Protesting this Week" they urgently bring your attention to a vastly under-appreciated twitter post involving the theme song from the best show in television history, Thats So Raven. And finally they give give you a preview of their weekend in "Weekend Warriors" where they will be protecting their tables at all costs from the dangers of Mo Bamba. What a week for the best podcast you've never heard of.

Today's spepisode comes at the request of one Kolbi Lloyd. Host Matt and Ryan discuss different weapons of death used throughout mankind's history and determine who would beat who in a 1 v. 1 fight to the death. Tune in again tomorrow for another edition of the best podcast you've never heard of.

This week Host Matt and Host Ryan are back, or are they. It appears Host Matt has been replaced by the fan favorite NPR Matt who decides to put us to sleep again this week. In this episode the guys give their “Weekend Recap” where Host Matt has to fend off the advances of women at a Halloween party and news alert, it rains in Oregon. They bring back the popular “Bumble, But for Other Things” where they argue about milk and the guys get duped by an internet hoax. Finally, in “The Crockpot” they explore the cultural undertones of the phenomenon known as Mo Bamba that is sweeping the nation. Remember this week you are all blessed with three episodes of the best podcast on earth and join us tomorrow for our first Special Episode or Spepisode.

Thank goodness its Thursday and thank goodness Hosts Matt and Ryan have not given up on this podcast yet. Episode number 7 kicks off with a special announcement - there are three episodes next week, 2 regular episode and one special episode, or spepisode as we here at TGOLD like to say. This week the guys take you back into “The Dorm Room (2:18-22:18) where they bring you products that not only wake you up in the morning, but also help you wind down at the end of the day. They cover “What’s in the News” (22:35-42:18) where they discuss the very real possibility that Jake Paul will be our next president and how they would each kill a rattlesnake with their bare hands. Finally they give you their “Weekend Warriors” (42:18-55:18) preview where perhaps the greatest question is how Host Matt is going to navigate an eight hour drive with no internet. Will he make it? Will the spepisode really be that special? Did they already forget about their boxing match that they promised the listeners? Tune in next week to find out on the best podcast you may have heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan are back with a sixth podcast. How we got here, no one will ever know. This week Matt has decided to embrace our fierce competitors NPR by also putting you to sleep. The hosts take you through the “Weekend Recap” (4:43-13:20) where they discuss their lost Ikea table and Host Matt’s broken nose and continue on through “The Crockpot” (13:25-22:15) where Host Ryan helps Matt beat a violent hangover. Another novel game of “Would You Rather” (22:25-38:17) ensues and the guys discuss their preference for speaking with animals and again shamelessly plug their Instagram. @twoguysonlapdog. Let’s also get those voicemails in because the number connected to the Instagram account is directly linked to Host Ryan’s iPhone, so calls preferred when he is in class. Join us again on Thursday for your daily dose of the best self sinkers, metal straw users, and lawn couch sitters this side of iTunes, Spotify, and everywhere podcast can be heard.

Host Matt and Host Ryan come to you with their fifth podcast, the first of which on their regular posting schedule. They’ll start it off with their least popular segment “Bumble But With Other Things” (8:56-19:21) where they give their takes on mens fashion. Those of you who follow @twoguysonelapdog on instagram will know why that is so funny. They’ll once again take you through “Whats in the News” (20:03-31:20) where they debate whether or not to join a union and decide to choose a very outdated Damn Daniel reference as “What We Are Protesting This Week” (31:31-37:23). These “Weekend Warriors” (38:49-41:50) aren’t releasing another podcast until next Tuesday so listen now to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan decide to release a fourth episode in one day. That’s right, your ears are being blessed with a fourth episode. They will give a “Weekend Recap” (4:59-11:27) for the second episode in a row, bring back “Bumble, But For Other Things” (11:47-22:27), and talk about “Whats in the News” (22:35-34:00) where they talk a lot about Cardi B. They also introduce the new segment “What We’re Protesting this Week” (34:04-41:26) because they are millennials and need to be outraged about something. Tune in next Thursday as this podcast gets to its normal twice a week episodes and keep up to see if Host Matt and Host Ryan can keep a regular posting schedule. Welcome to, hopefully not the last episode of the best podcast that you’ve now heard of.

Host Matt and Host Ryan release their third and best episode to date. They’ll go through their “Power Rankings” (6:17-17:20) for the do’s and don’ts of turning 21, head back into “The Dorm Room” (18:17-34:01) where somehow they’ll have room for a pool and a fire pit, and give you the “Weekend Recap” (35:45-42:02) where Host Ryan struggles to pronounce the word verbatim. Welcome to the best podcast that you have now kind of heard of because this is the third episode.

Host Matt and Host Ryan survived the first episode and decided to make a second. They’ll give you a play by play of their weekend in the accurately, if not somewhat lazily, named “Weekend Recap” (1:55-15:37), tell you the story about the time they almost got married in, “Whats in the News” (16:43-34:02), and digress into yet another conversation on who would kill who in an incredibly innovative segment that they have created called “Would You Rather” (35:45-43:31). Welcome back to the best podcast you’ve never heard of.