Welcome back to another episode where two fat guys trash talk the things you love and make you realize you also hate those things, which also makes you a bad person. This time around we talk about what we all wish we could do to a court summons, why crashing a wedding will almost definitely be a horrible idea and how faking a disability makes you a huge chode. Halloween is here too so we’re discussing some movies you need to check out and show some toddlers to ruin their lives. Stick around until the end to head sick tunes from our friends in Decades! Their new EP is on iTunes, Spotify and you can stream it on Reverbnation!

If you have a band that wants their names horribly pronounced while we sing songs of praise and regale in your awesomeness, send us your music and a bio to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out. Peace!

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Welcome back to yet another episode, sure to titillate the senses and help you drop a few IQ points in the process! This time around we learn of some people who just don’t want you in their homes, how some people’s fetishes just go to far and what your young ones are really learning at their daycare facilities. Stick around until the end to check out some awesome tunes from our friends in Born A New! Their new EP, New Chapter, is available now!

Are you in a band that needs more recognition than that one show you played for your grandma and her friends at their assisted care facility? Send your music, bio and whatever else you want to [email protected] and we’ll do our best not to horribly butcher your names!

Until next time, we’re out. Peace!

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What it is people?!?! We’re back with another moral-crushing episode of the Two Guys, One Mic podcast! This episode includes stories of motivation, failure, success, and a deep discussion on why there seems to be a holiday being declared every single day. Be sure to stick around at the end of the podcast to hear music from our friends in the band The Blithedale Romance! It’s time to roll your windows down, turn your system up and back hand your grandma continuously. It’s time for Two Guys, One Mic!

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Welcome back to another episode filled with news that if you read it out loud to any of your friends, they’d probably make fun of you and call you names! This time around we’re discussing a desperate means of attention, the passing of a public icon and a bunch of bank tellers that seriously just suck at their jobs. Stick around to the end to hear some awesome new music from our friends in Premonitions. They’re playing the Van’s Warped Tour on July 19th at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ!

Send us your music, we’ll play it and the masses will judge you! Send everything to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out. Peace!

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Welcome back to another episode filled with laughter, heartbreak and stories that will be sure to give your kids Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This time around we’re chatting about one Asian man’s special snack, where your legs end up after surgery and one stepson’s practical joke that turned deadly. Stick around to the end of the show and hear bad ass new music from our friends in Franchise!

Need advice but you can’t afford a therapist to listen to your sob story of a life? Ask us. We’re literally the least qualified to help! Send all your questions to [email protected] or hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!

Until next time, we’re out. PEACE!

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It’s that time again and boy do we  have an episode for you guys! Filled with laughter, tears and questionable objects both entering and exiting the human (and non-human) body, we’re probably never going to get sponsorship. This time around we discuss what someone would or wouldn’t do to save an animal they love, a mother-in-law’s vengeance from the grave and much more! Stick around til the end to hear music from our friends in Apostle of Solitude!

Send us music and a disembodied voice of our choosing will read your biography in a funny voice! Send all inquiries to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

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Welcome back to yet another episode, filled with intrigue, suspense and more explosions than a low budget porno. This time around we’re traveling the the globe to see what’s going on in the Ukraine, witness one old lady’s struggle for survival against vermin and a war that ravaged the Australian countryside nearly 100 years ago. Stick around to the end to check out awesome music from our friends in Polarity!

Do you play music? Do you want to be the bookend to our podcast so we don’t sound like complete tool bags? Email your music and band information to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out. PEACE!

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Welcome back to another fun-filled episode, featuring news and stories that will most likely leave you borderline diabetic. This time around we talk about what caused a massive traffic jam in Alabama, a new way to get back at your local police department and why stage diving isn’t always in the best interest of a musician/artist. Stick around to check out awesome music by our friends in Thieves from Austin, TX.

Send us music and we’ll butcher your names while some disembodied voice reads your bio in an epic fashion. Send everything you want to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out. PEACE!

Welcome back to yet another installment of a couple of dudes running their mouthes and ripping apart the world we live in. This go around we talk about why cheating in relationships never ends well, the misuse of some reptiles and a majestic swim with a whale that goes horribly wrong. We also throw in an epic fail from history for good measure. Stick through to the end to hear awesome music from our friends in Hurricane Season!

Want us to play your music so the other degenerates that happen to listen to us will fall in love with you? Email us your tunes to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out! Peace!

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We’re back with another ridiculous episode that’s sure to lower the IQ of every toddler within earshot. It’s been a long holiday season for us so come and hang out for our first of the new year! This time around we’re talking about why your kids Play-Doh may also be your wife’s new best friend, a man’s horrific stab to the dome and a new and innovative way to annoy those you despise in your life.  Stick around til the very end to hear music by our friends in American Lions! Their EP Peru is available now!

If you have music you want us to critique and then completely butcher your names while simultaneously praising you, send it all to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

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