Merry Christmas and happy holiday everyone! We’re ending this year’s 25 Days of Douchebaggery with some epic holiday cheer, ridiculous stories and awesome tunes to rock out to while your family mosh across the living room, laying waste to terrible presents and wrapping paper! On this episode we discuss the awful presents we’re received in the past, epic brawls only the holidays can deliver and one special present that will leave you with the munchies. Stick around to the end to hear amazing music by our friends in Knockout Kid!

We hope everyone has an epic day and remember to return the stuff you can’t stand! Until next time, we’re out. PEACE!

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We’re heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeee! Once again, your favorite trash talking duo is back to inform you about everything you couldn’t possibly care less about. One this episode, we discuss the NSA’s probe into online gaming, one man’s final straw with his fast food and why running is sometimes horrible for your health. Stick around until the end to here some sick tunage from our friends in Towers!

Want to be featured at the end of our weekly verbal spewing? Email us at [email protected] or fill out the Band Submission Form on this page!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

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Your two favorite Internet duo is back with yet another audio adventure, sure to bring a smile to your face and an awkward state arousal when it’s least appropriate. On this episode we talk about one man’s protesting that goes just a bit over the edge, why New Mexico might not be the best place to visit and how the Hindenburg can be perfect inspiration for you to blow up your house. This time around we’re cranking the sweet, sweet sounds of West Virginia’s Left Behind!

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Welcome back to another fun-filled episode here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! This time around we discuss many of NJ’s urban legends and why they’re hoaxes, a burglar with a craving you can’t fill and the death of an icon, which rocked a small beach community (and left a weird taste in their mouths). Stick around through the podcast to hear brand new music from our friends in A Thousand Time Goodnight!

If you, your friends, family or loved ones plays music that doesn’t suck, hit us up at [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Hello people of the Internet! Welcome back to another super educational and fun-filled episode, perfect for sharing with your children at bedtime! This time around we’re discussing a scary new drug that’s making it way here from Russia, why Papau New Guinea is not the greatest place for kids and what happens when no one cares about you at an eating contest. Stick around until the end to hear a brand new track by Handed To The Thousands, off of their band new EP: Carve Away, I Still Remain, available on iTunes.

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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What’s good everybody?! We’re back with more worldly insanity that will be sure to make you think that the voices in your head are the norm. This time around we happen to be discussing the U.S. government’s admittance to the existence of Area 51, one of the worst ways to solve an argument, more old people mishandling firearms and one extremely hungry monkey. Stick around for the whole episode and hear TWO brand new tracks from NJ post-hardcore band Franchise! Their debut album is available on iTunes now!

Send us your music so we can make snide remarks about the one dude in the band with a ridiculous name! Send all inquiries to [email protected]!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

 

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HEYO! What’s good, everybody?! We’re back with yet another series of life fails and stories of anguish and hilarity, known to cause erectile dysfunction in at least 12% of the male population. This time around we’re chatting about why we’re looking forward to getting old, how cops are cracking down on some hardcore crimes, self defense mishaps and one of the most serious crimes of our time. Stick around to the end to hear some new tunes from our friends in Killed The Fixtion!

If you play music that you think would sound great after we crack about 30 minutes worth of phallic jokes and point out the shortcoming of the human race, send your stuff to [email protected] or fill out the “Music Submission Form”!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

 

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Hey there kids! We’re back with yet another conglomeration of stories and thoughts that are sure to cause all sorts of learning deficiencies in children under the ages of 12. This time around we’re chatting it up about the things in your home you should just throw away, how at least 5% of all domestic abuse cases start and when loving your equestrian goes just a little too far. Stick around after hearing the soothing sounds of our voices and rock out to awesome tunes by our homies in King Kelly!

Send us music and we’ll immortalize you on one of our episodes! Fill out the band submission form or send your epic-ness to [email protected]!

Welcome back for another fun-filled and educational episode here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! As per the usual, we’ve traveled the vastness of the Internet to bring you stories and news that will most definitely be the basis for your children’s bedtime discussions for the next week or so. Chopped genitalia, horrible ethnic food, failing English class and more awaits you, adventurous listener! Stick around at the end where we’ll be featuring awesome new tunes from our friends in Julius Seizure!

Want your music to be featured on our next episode for us to criticize secretly before we share it with the masses? Email us at [email protected] or fill out the Band Submission Form!

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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What up kids? Are you ready for another ridiculous episode of our podcast? This episode features stories that are all about the typical hardships us humans endure such as harpoons through your cervical spine, setting your own house on fire, and being stabbed for farting in someone else’s face. How much more relate-able  can we get?

This episode’s featured band is “Franchise”  ,  a newly established four-piece alternative post-hardcore band from New Jersey! Check out their first single. “Fade In/Grab You”, only here on the Two Guys, One Mic Podcast!

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