Welcome back to yet another fun-filled episode of our podcast series here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! This time around, we explore deeper into the world of ridiculous wildlife, selling your organs for the things you cherish and why its not always awesome being a stunt man. This week we’re featuring the awesomeness of Clifton, NJ’s very own Julius Seizure! It’s music guaranteed to make your baby grow back hair.

If you’re in a band or know someone who happens to be in a band who’s main gig isn’t weekends at the Senior Center, send a bio, tunes and whatever else you have lying around to [email protected]! We’ll make sure to point at laugh at your drummer (who never gets the attention he deserves).

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Welcome back errrrrbody! We’re back after some vacation time, recharged, refueled and ready to kick the world straight in its unsuspecting gonads. This week we discuss a strange missing persons case, a curb stomping preacher, some news regarding the next-gen gaming systems, the awesomeness that was The Dark Knight Rises and (we kid you not) sleeping burglar fellatio. Florida is a weird place to be…

Stick around through the whole podcast (or skip to the end if you’re a douche bag) to hear awesome tunes by NYC’s own all female punk/ska quartet, Babe Patrol (which, upon extensive research, was in fact not on the Good Burger soundtrack).

As per the usual, if you’re in a band that thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread, send us your bio, some tunes, who you all are, your place of origin, social security numbers and recent bank transactions to [email protected]. All information will be kept confidential and any recent back account activity regarding the purchase of Flesh Lights is coincidental.

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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What’s good kids?! We’re back with yet another educational, fun-filled episode for the entire family to gather around and enjoy! This time around, we’re chatting about rabid raccoon, projectile tiger urine and the world’s largest penis (seriously, we’ll never run out of topics here). As per the usual, we have awesome music at the end of the show. This week, we’re cranking some tunage by NJ’s very own hardcore band Ripface Invasion. For more of what they’re about, head over to RipfaceInvasion.com!

If you, your friends, a family member or that hobo on the street banging on Spackle buckets for pocket change can make a sit beat, please send it our way to be featured on our podcasts! Send all inquiries and nudes to [email protected].

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Welcome back friends! Do we have a episode for you! This time around we partake in rather deep discussions about car thievery, why most robots are a complete waste of funding and a topic that was bound to come our way eventually: enemas. Stick around til the very end and hear some long awaited new music by our buddies in Ender. We also happen to be special and misread their Twitter handle during the podcast. Follow those guys @Endermetalnj 

As always, please keep sending nudes and your band’s awesome music to [email protected] to be featured on an upcoming episode!

Until next time, we’re out…PEACE!

 

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We’re back! What’s going on kids?! Sorry about our month long hiatus from podcasting. Sometimes our ridiculous lives of eating Doritos and ridiculing the elderly gets in the way of doing much of the same right here. Anyways, this time around  we’re catching up Siri’s loose lips, why hitchhiking is always bad for your health and why the great state of Massachusetts can take a hike.

As per usual, we’re featuring sick tunage at the end of us talking about nonsense. This week we’re cranking Killed The Fixtion‘s latest track Moonlite Blue. These guys are seriously awesome dudes. Feel free to drop them a line.

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Whats good kids?! We’re back after our few week hiatus to bring you more ridiculousness from around the web and the world on this week’s podcast. This time around we’re talking about snakes on a plane (literally), the return of Tupac and handless people in writing contests. Yes, we’re horrible people, but let’s be honest, you’re not here for good, wholesome fun (high-five to that!).

This week we’re rocking out to Handed To The Thousands (unintentional hand joke) from Rockaway, New Jersey. Head over to their Facebook page, like them, leave them comments and send them nude pics. We did. As always, hit us up with feedback in the comments below, email the both of us here or send a singing telegram (which we will most likely shoot in the face). We’re out, PEACE!

 

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Yo what’s good homies?! We’re back with yet ranting about everyday life and why this fine world we all share with most likely end in a blaze of glory. This week we’re discussing Rick Santorum’s war on porn, a c0-founder of the KONY 2012 movement jerking it in public and Boston banning moshing. Stick around for the whole episode to rock out to awesome tunes by Darrow Chemical Company. Show those dudes some love.

If you or someone you know is in a band that doesn’t include the spoons as a primary instrument, shoot us an email or fill out the Band Submission Form!

Until next time, we’re out PEACE!

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Ayo! Another week, another episode. This time around we’re chatting about old people driving, getting a mouth full at your local sporting events and whether a giant planetary object will collide with Earth, killing everyone you have ever known or loved. Stick around because at the end of the podcast we’re cranking music by Viking Viking Viking.

If you’re in a band that wants to be featured in our weekly podcasts, hit us up here, message in the comments below or fill our the Band Submission Form!

Until next time, we’re out…Peace!

 

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Ayo! What’s good kids? This week on our podcast series we’re talking about Naked News, what really happened to Osama bin Laden, solar flares and that Kony 2012 thing no one will shut up about. As always, we bring you sick music by bands that will most likely cause your kids to forget algebra. This week we’re cranking tunes by The Doomsday Prophecy!

If you, a friend, a loved one or a hobo you just met while he was was urinating on your car door handles happens to know any bands that want to be featured here on TwoGuysOneMic.com, send some stuff here or fill out the band submission form!

Until next week, we’re out PEACE!

 

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What’s good kids?! Episode 8 is now available foe stream or download from the link below. This week we’re talking about more naked dudes, how Rick Santorum wants your kids to eat feces and why the show Doomsday Preppers is just a little over the top for our tastes. As always we’re featuring some brutal tunes from bands all over the place. This week we’re cranking music by Still My Darling.

If you’re in a band that happens to play music that doesn’t make grown sea lions run and hide, hit us up to be featured on our weekly episodes! Until next time. we’re out PEACE!