Two Guys Two Things

Two Guys Two Things

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  • Babies at Tiffany's

    In which we talk about a man who agrees to wear a labor pain simulator and has some regrets as well as a man who swallowed his way out of theft at Tiffany's.

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    50 min
  • Ugly Boyfriends Make Ugly Babies

    In which we discuss a man accusing his wife of cheating on him because their baby is so ugly, as well as the world's most wanted girlfriend and how you can apply to be her boyfriend.

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    46 min
  • Build-a-Ramen

    In which we discuss a Japanese ramen restaurant that takes it's food and it's reviews very seriously as well as a girl's birthday party at a Build-a-Bear that could have gone better.

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    45 min
  • The Four Seasons Finale

    In our season four finale we bring back Stephen Madison and we discuss a few stories that didn't quite make the cut this year.

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    as well at http://cara.app/avant-gardesketches

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    55 min
  • Amnesia Bedtime Stories

    In which we discuss the classic love story of boy and girl who meet, fall in love, break up, forget they break up, and get married as well as a roommates creepy attempt to get closer to his roommate.

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    39 min
  • Have Wife Will Travel

    In which we discuss a planned family vacation that at the last minute dis-invited the boyfriend as well as a husband and wife race in Maine based upon a Finnish robber.

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    45 min
  • Bad Break-Up Notes From Hallmark

    In which we discuss a woman who is suing her old work because they didn't give her a goodbye card when she quit as well as a woman who moved from Los Angeles to Texas for her boyfriend and is then promptly dumped with a handwritten note.

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    46 min
  • Dating Tips For Jesus

    In which we discuss a man who left a $3,000 tip and later thought better about it as well as a woman who went on perhaps the shortest date in history.

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    39 min
  • No Cakebacks

    In which we discuss a man who accused a restaurant of eating the rest of the birthday cake that he made as well as a unicorn cake that destroyed the dreams of a 6 year old.

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    50 min
  • Dances With Sheep

    In which we discuss a rancher facing jail time for cloning sheep for hunting as well as a rancher in Wyoming who intentionally ran over a wolf with a snowmobile.

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    44 min

About Two Guys Two Things

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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each…