Two Guys Two Things

Two Guys Two Things

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Two Guys Two Things episodes

  • The Dead Dog Parade

    In which we discuss a mother who went viral for admitting how much easier her life will be when her dogs are dead as well as the annual cat tour in Minneapolis.

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    47 min
  • The $38 Million Play-Date

    In which we discuss the tale as old as time of a man from Arkansas falling in love with a stripper from Las Vegas as well as a mom who charges other parents for a play-date with her own child.

    Special guest Stephen Madison
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    48 min
  • Robot Murder

    In this live episode we discuss an office robot that committed suicide as well as an online gamer that took his game so seriously that he was willing to travel to commit murder.

    A big thank you to our crew who helped to make this episode a success and a shout out to @randomalleycat for their continued support and engagement.

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    41 min
  • Alex + Coin + Banana = Art

    In which we discuss a man named Alex who is selling fractional shares of himself to investors as well as a museum visitor who ate some art off the wall because he skipped breakfast.

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    41 min
  • Wu Tang Pigeon

    In which we discuss a town in Germany who have found a creative way to get rid of their pigeon problem as well as Martin Shkreli and his legal trouble with a Wu Tang album.

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    44 min
  • Joey Chestnut Can Do Anything Now

    In which we talk about the controversy surrounding Major League Eating legend Joey Chestnut as well as D.A.N. the perfect man who may be too good to be real.

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    41 min
  • A Fishy 911 Emergency

    In which we discuss a woman who got arrested for repeatedly calling 911 and perhaps faking a seizure as well as Alice, the rescued goldfish found on a lawn.

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    39 min
  • Racist Poop Balloons of North Korea

    In which we discuss the method of warfare used by North Korea to torture South Korea as well as an athletic director who exacts his revenge on his principal by using AI.

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    43 min
  • Top 100 Rat Holes of All Time

    In which we try to discuss Apple's Top 100 albums of all time as well as the infamous rat hole in Chicago.

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    47 min
  • Dead Uncle Beauty Pageant

    In which we talk about a lady who tried to use her dead uncle to get a $3400 loan from a bank as well as the first ever AI Beauty Pageant put on by Fanvue.

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    43 min

About Two Guys Two Things

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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each…