In this episode, we talk about Lamar's favorite new genre of music known as Doom Jazz.  We also learn a little bit about depression and anxiety.  Joe shares his personal method of fighting the good fight against the Kroger patriarchy of plastic pollution.  And perhaps most importantly, we tell the European Union to honk right off with their stupid laws that try to destroy our creative genius.

YouTube: https://youtu.be/R0fJ00fiue4

We want to take you on a journey with us to a very special concert of yore.  This magical concert features a double headline consisting of the Dave Matthews Band and Blues Traveler.  Yes, two of the world's most sensuous lyrical artists in one delightfully erotic evening.  We'll take you back to the 1990's to a time before "Milf" porn existed, in fact to the very concert where the genre was conceived.  Enjoy!

Video link: https://youtu.be/6rQet75bUGw

In this episode, we respond to some recent criticism about our beautiful belches.  We want to remind everyone that every belch is beautiful just like every person is beautiful.  Also, if you don't belch when you need to, you might actually explode!!   

Are you a fun person but don't even know it?  We are having fun right now!  In this FUN episode we talk about magical dreams,  horse thieves named Gale, and how to do the coolest new guitar dance called the Eight Fret Strut.  This episode comes with free fried eggs on your choice of french or Hawaiian roll with a side of fries.

Can anyone explain to us what the f*ck is going on? If you've listened to any episodes of the two honks podcast you'll know we love talking about the absurdity of life. Well this episode is no exception.... Won't you join us on our journey into the bizarre?

What's up guys! Hold on to your hats and tighten down those shoe laces because it's time to Chill the fuck out! In this episode Joe and Lamar discuss the hostile state of the world, but mainly they just tell you to chill the fuck out. Enjoy!

Believe you me, it’s time to grow up!  We don’t need you to put your breasts in our situation, so please leave them out of it. Give your keys to your friend Amanda and for the love of god use a paper straw to snort your adderall and save a dolphin. Tie up your bindle, It’s our 25th episode!

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! After having no podcast last week, it sure is good to be back with another episode. This time we discuss many topics of great importance. We start with feathers - primarily we discuss the legalities of taking an eagle feather, with the main question being: "Has Lamar been breaking the law?". The overlying point we want you guys to understand though is how amazing our hand gestures are when we speak to each other.... we truly do wish you could see it. We close this episode with an analysis of three words of great importance to us "Live, Laugh, and Love". we hope you enjoy!

In this episode, we discuss Audiobooks, Car Trouble, and Lamars ivory tower, but that's only right before we get to the real Nitty Gritty. We've been working on some new ideas for a few months now and we're very proud to announce that we will be getting into the world of making and directing superhero films! You read that right.... Hold on to your horses Michael Bay because these Two honks are coming at ya hot! Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about the weather.