Two Honks Podcast

In this very special episode, Joe and Lamar address and solve all of Albert Einstein's conundrums regarding special relativity.  Using recursive (patented) Two Honks advanced quantum formulas, these two "moving bodies" flex unapologetically on Albert's flabby torso of academic work.   After they explain all of this in easy-to-follow "Western" language, David Hasselhoff pops by for a quick interview to say "this is a fake episode because Joe and Sarah are getting married this week!  The honk's on you!"

In this episode we explore Advertising in all it's forms. From the moment something is advertised to you on TV until the moment you sport that product and become a billboard yourself.  Whether that be a soft drink, a political belief, or even just a bag of dog food. As usual Joe and Lamar also discuss their work in the gym because you HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT! Enjoy 

In this episode Joe and Lamar discuss the gym, existentialist theory, and most importantly.... Online. Do you have online? Are you currently offline? Have you recently tried to put your brick and morty store online with little to no success? Well These two might be able to help. Enjoy!

In this episode we get a little bit deeper on the topic of nudity. We talked about this briefly in the past but we really only discovered a few snowflakes on the tip of the iceberg. We needed to get deeper this time and ask the hard questions. Have our butts changed? Have our bodies changed? Has nothing changed? We hope you enjoy this journey of discovery with us.

In this episode we have a wonderful discussion with a man who is both an artist on and off the canvas, but that canvas doesn't stay stationary for this man... oh no.  Max Gordon aka Boy Leadfoot is a rock musician with a very distinguished style, coming all the way from Canada. We discuss current projects, future projects, music, and a very special invention that Max has been working on during the course of the global pandemic (Spoiler alert: they're hooves, but for people). We hope you enjoy this episode and also hope that you take a listen to Boy Leadfoot's original music, as he is currently making some of our favorite stuff that's coming out right now. Enjoy!  

If you've listened to our previous episodes, you know our feelings about the scarcity of beef honks here on the west coast. That's why in this episode we speak with our good friend Tom Deangelis. Tom's from the east coast.... and apparently on the east coast they do things a little bit differently. We discuss life, the fact that tom is of Irish descent but still has an Italian last name (Internal race war of the soul), and of course the importance of roast beef. We hope you enjoy this one!

In this very special episode we speak with our friend Charles Westerman about a recent trip to Montana which led to a drunken night which then led to a pretty intense case of frostbite on his hands. We'll let him tell the rest of the story here since he does it so well. Enjoy! 

In this episode we discuss the challenging couple of weeks we had due to Portland's recent snow storm, and dig deeper into Lamar's disdain toward fit people. We end the episode with our sasquatch theory where instead of thinking of sasquatch as some sort of society of apes, we instead see that they are a group of humans just like you and me that have been abandoned by society due to their excessive body hair. Enjoy!

In this episode we discuss nostalgia and everything around that. We also discuss how nostalgia is used as a means of marketing to the public via social media by using that nostalgia to sell us what they think we should buy (we didn't mean to get deep, but I guess it happened this time). To lighten the mood we used a soundboard we discovered online that assigns a sound to literally every human emotion..... hilarity ensues. Our good friend Aaron Sion joins us later in the podcast and we discuss reproduction, post pandemic plans, and the weather (always fascinating). Enjoy!

In this episode we discuss our theory of god, and what that means to us. we discuss our health and fitness regimens and what may or may not be healthy about them, but first and foremost we discuss the price of meat honks and how that has gone completely haywire in this modern age. Our special guest Daniel Sion Aka Dizzy Crush joins us to bring us some more profound knowledge about our mysterious photo that we continue to do our research on, and also provides us with some much needed insight about it's origins. Enjoy!