Two Judgey Girls

We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County, we have Tamra vs Ryan, the FBI, and Shannon’s 60th birthday with a text message that leaves Alexis and Coach Johnny J on the sidelines for the trip to London. Come judge with us! 

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Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even though maybe it was that she can't stand her)? It’s a big game of telephone in New York and the call is coming from inside Brynn's house. We felt lucky to have Pavit back on our screens and have a business proposal for him! Come judge with us! 

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We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a pregnancy pee stick in a cake? Is everything ok with Jen Affleck??? Will Dakota and Taylor make it? Did stock in Fruity Pebbles rise? WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS?! Come judge with us!

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Jenn hosts a maybe pool taco party with the women all showing up for different events. Emily is pissed because Alexis has taken away her moment to shine and yell at Heather as Alexis is at her lowest point yet. Emily calls her a whackadoodle and really just wants to tell Heather she is not a size 12! The party hilariously devolves into Alexis chasing Emily chasing Heather and ends with Emily yelling to go off John Jannsen some more. We also get a look at the Dos Amigas as the show must go on without T*mra. Come judge with us!

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We are SO happy that our favorite campy ladies of RHOSLC are back! The Season 5 premiere kicks off with Queen Lisa’s Besos party that included: fights about bath bombs, costumes, podcasts, and airing our grievances on a scroll (cue sound effect)l! Plus, we meet new Housewife Bronwyn and Friend Of Britani who steals dinner rolls and may not have made the best impression on Mary. Will Whitney be this season's villain? The ladies are back and ready to throw a snowflake in our faces (and each other)! Come judge with us! 

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We are back in Guerneville (not to be confused with Sonoma) and continue to watch Shannon’s emotional breakdown while Alexis blindly supports Johnny J. But we aren’t going to talk about it, except that he didn’t take the offer for the full amount of money…now let’s pivot about Gina’s unfortunate rash!!! The women work the runway and Emily’s body dysmorphia kicks in. Meanwhile Tamra can’t help insert herself and tells Heather that Gina is only friends with her because of her real estate connections. At least, that’s what Katie “heard.” We need to move on from this! Come judge with us!  

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This episode was recorded before John and Alexis announced their engagement. We chat about their 'anniversary trip' and send our best to the Heart of the OC, who’s facing yet another Storm. This week, Emily dumps her childhood trauma on Jen who is easily able to accept her apology and on top of it still look up to her. Meanwhile, Teddi Mellencamp makes a surprise appearance as Alan Cummings. The women play Traitors and the Tres Amigas seem to be getting along—though Vicki is too busy selling insurance to fight. We also dive deeper into Katie and her ex's story as Heather invites her to Sonoma in hopes of quieting the paparazzi talk. Come judge with us!

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This week we breakdown the RHOSLC Season 5 trailer, the Love Island USA Reunion, and RHOC. We were really given some info on Jen and Will--we want more! Will Gina and Emily turn into Shannon and Tamra? Does Tamra always make it about herself? Is Tamra realizing she is on the wrong side of history? Is there a path back for her? Once again, they can never make us hate Shannon Beador! Come judge with us!

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We were able to link up with each other in between trips so why not celebrate with a little Happy Hour! There is so much to discuss between the RHONY trailer, Blake Lively, Matthew Perry, and Love Island's Molly Mae & Tommy. Plus debrief RHOC. Would you rather be in Big Bear getting your toes licked or La Quinta spilling espresso martinis? Alexis and her obsession with Johnny J and Shannon continues to be documented and Heather can’t let her paparazzi scandal go. Come judge with us! 

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