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Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley montage going to college had us in tears. RHOC wrapped up with an uncomfortable beach party and having everyone confront each other in one sitting. Will there be another season of RHOC? Who do you want to come back? In Dallas, we get a tour of Tiffany's mansion and have dim sum with the ladies. Would you eat a chicken foot? In Salt Lake City, as one marriage gets back together is another one is breaking? Bathtub splashing at a spa 3 hours and 45 minutes away with Jen worrying about the future of the Shahs. But a good sit down and discussion ensues. Come judge with us!

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We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chunky sister. Brandi confronts her video head on and the women come together to show each others gobblers at Stephanie's pool party. We celebrate Porsha without Kenya and wonder if Cynthia wants to marry Mike or just have a wedding? Elizabeth is growing on us in Orange County as Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and a potential life without Sean. In Salt Lake City, Jen throws a Shah-mazing surprise party for Coach Shah but glasses are thrown and balloons are popped as Whitney confronts her about Meredith and Lisa being scared of her. Will Mary be invited to any other parties? Maybe she could throw one at one of her five houses! Come judge with us! 

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New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us!

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While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After!

We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first episodes from each season. FYI, Season 1 is listed as Bethenny Getting Married. (You can watch this on Peacock for FREE.99!) We need to know when Jason turned, because honestly, we were loving him in these episodes. Perhaps more than Bethenny loved him? Can you believe we all spent an hour a week watching her? Love her or hate her, she is our Bethenny. Wild times... Come judge with us and happy holidays to you all!

We also want to thank all of you for keeping us together in what has been a truly crazy year. TJG has always been a fun outlet to escape reality and laugh at Bravolebs together and its been so amazing to have a community of like-minded jurors. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for taking this wild ride with us. We really love each and every one of you! x

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TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim and Kyle, Cedric & LVP, Adrienne and the buffet. An iconic episode! Come judge with us!

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The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the feels watching Riley graduate from high school. It's the Sundance Film Festival in SLC plus fashion week and we get a crossover with Lala and Katie from VPR. Come judge with us! 

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And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoodlum and admits to not wanting to be a grandfather f*cker. Meredith makes Seth leave the house without a tear and Whitney takes her dad to sober living: we simply can't get enough of these women. In Atlanta, we want to give Kenya a hug and got goosebumps from Porsha activating her activism. Meanwhile in Orange County, we are living in the world of covid and want out as badly as Braunwyn wants to be out of her house. Come judge with us! 

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We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to Elizabeth, is she a con artist? Shannon slurs her words and we continue to see Braunwyn on her sobriety journey while maybe also showing us her dark side. RHOSLC continues to impress us: Jen gets in a fight with herself, Mary throws a "Met Gala", everyone knows Meredith is getting a divorce, and Heather just wants her lollipop drumsticks! Come judge with us! 

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Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could take it as seriously as they did...) Jen continues to be extra; Heather is still striving for perfection; Whitney throws a Prohibition party in an antiques store; Brooks hates on Jen and tells his mom who she can and can't have a sleepover with; Lisa is still drinking Diet Cokes. This cast has been so fun to watch and we've loved getting to know all the ladies on the same level with a new franchise. We do a quick recap of Southern Charm too, which shows the beginning of Miss Rona. The boys party, the girls help Kathryn move and we continue to wonder how Madison and Austen are together. Have a great holiday and come judge with us!

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We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't going to let Karen be a model for her hats and Wendy get initiated by bugs. In Orange County, Braunwyn and Sean do the kiss of death and renew their vows as Kelly and Shannon chug tequila, Braunwyn's trigger. Are we over Below Deck? We need more crew drama! Who goes home after a night out at the end of a charter?! Shep is having his redemption season and we are loving Leva, the newbie. Come judge with us! 

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