Two Judgey Girls

Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, while Whitney had an incident with wiener juice... Come judge with us! This week's sponsors are: LULUSIMONSTUDIO has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio.com, using code 'TJG20' for 20% off of your order. LOLA is a female-founded company offering a line of organic cotton tampons, pads, liners and all-natural cleansing wipes. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit www.mylola.com and enter 'TJG' when you subscribe!

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Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanwhile the girls in Charleston get on Kathryn for her spending, taste in men, and going MIA. In Beverly Hills nothing happened once again but we got to see Brandi Glanville not move her face. Come judge with us! Sponsored by Beauty By Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG use code TJG for 20% off. Sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code TJG.

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Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne. But would Erika Jayne ever talk about stuffed animal bunnies? Does Kim owe her an apology? Come judge with us. Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present.

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Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Shep is legit “ditching” girls. Chelsea has a house warming party and teaches us to play hammer and nail. In Hawaii, Camille is officially married no thanks to Kyle's help. LVP does think Dorit’s face has changed as much as her accent. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off.

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The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. We loved seeing the BH girls get drunk while watching how expensive it is to be Erika Jayne. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your entire order. New arrivals just received and you'll love it!

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Ep113: Two Judgey Girls by Two Judgey Girls

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This is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim of breaking down! VPR casts livers' breaking down! Kemsley/Todd relationship breaking down! Teddi's new bangs trying to fly away! Come judge with us! This week we have two sponsors: Beauty by Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG. Zola, a free wedding website for all your wedding needs. You can get $50 off your registry on Zola by going to www.ZOLA.com/TJG.

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This extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the girls together until PEeeeKkkkaaaayyyy made a crack with his “British humor.” Is Teddi defending Kyle too much? Would you want Denise to be your mediator? Jax continues to be a narcissist and carry around his dads' ashes to get out of trouble with Brittany’s family. How did Katie become the Matron of Honor? Is it because she is the only person Jax hasn’t slept with? Come judge with us! P.S. Mary is stalking Shep in San Francisco. DM @relationshep that he needs to meet up with Summer Mary from TJG and help make Mary’s wildest dreams come true. Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Don’t make a morning after drinking hard anymore. Drink Morning Recovery!

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On VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she farts, scissors, and dances on the pool table. Tinsley and Scott’s relationship continues to be on the rocks and everyone is putting it under a microscope. Is Scott controlling? Would you do truth or dare? In RHOBH, Lois comes into town and we hear her survive story. Plus Camille gets passionate about Kavanaugh and puts her gloves up vs Rinna. How did all the Richards girls end up at that restaurant? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it!

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Okay Lala, was it anxiety or the Sunday Scaries? Is Tom Juan the sexiest most romantic husband alive? Meow. Is Billie Lee left out or just the worst? Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, are we team no one or drunk Camille? Goodbbbbyyyyeeee Kyle. The Berkshires continues to never disappoint. Sonja Morgan has a mental breakdown about acid on fingers and touching letters and Bethenny can’t stop crying...in the shalllllowwww...and we get to see Ramona and her infamous swimsuit. Come judge with us! This week's sponsor is Care/of vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code 'TJG50' for 50% off of your subscription for your first month.

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