Is it a compliment, or an insult to be called a MILF? Hell if we know.

All we know is that we are amazingly expert at embarrassing our teens.

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Briggs and Dodson talk about how they manage the teen birthdays in their families...even when they are much too cool to celebrate.

 

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The moms sit down with rock legend, Jim Peterik to talk about parenting, music lyrics, and what it was like for him to become a dad while living rock stardom life.

 

#survivor #goldenchild #eyeofthetiger #welovejim#podcorn #gemmist

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The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty.

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The Two Moms let loose on how the school shut downs, E-Learning and cancellation of extra-curricular activities have affected the mental health of their multiple teenagers over this past year.

#zoomanddoom#screensalldaylong#mentalhealthisasimportantasphysicalhealth#honorthebrain#beinnovative#teensincrisis#dipoutofclass#homeschooling#whatthehellisanime#whatthehellissus#briggsstopsayingyouknow#podcorn#gemmist

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Dodson is a potty mouth and her kids are too. Briggs says "no swearing" but she doesn't really mean it.

#bitchinandbourbon #dumptruck #dumbfuck #wearmasks #kidsdontknowshit #dodsonwoowoofreak #joineby #empoweredbyyou #seamless #swansonhealth#swansonvitamins

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If Dodson's girls were not in Zoom School, she would not find dripping yogurt on the stairs during the day, and Briggs would not witness a 16 year old boy mooning a high school teacher on a Zoom class. We agree that Zoom School has become a collective nightmare.

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The moms host their friend and icon of bravery, Heather Queen. Heather shares her very raw journey of breast cancer with a huge dose of reason and a dash of wit. Raise your glasses to breast cancer awareness month.

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The Moms host their friend Stevenson, also known as Chicago's DJ diasfunK, to discuss the culture of parenting today as it relates to explicit lyrics.You can find diasfunK on Twitter @7inchesofsound, Instagram @the7inchesofsound and on Twitch twitch.tv/diasfunkofficialCHEERS!Today's episode was sponsored by Eby Seamless Underwear and Usual WinesEby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and keep your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose!Check out their NEW website: www.joineby.comInstagram: @joinebyFacebook: EBYUse our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase!Attention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low-carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz. bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California such as Napa Valley and Sonoma. They are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website: www.usualwines.comInstagram: @usualwinesFacebook: UsualUse our special promo code: TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!

The moms share a few of their recent and most vivid WTF moments.

Briggs fashions melasma and face mask stains.

Dodson fashions hot pink pants and the ability to handle endless judgement.

Both moms nearly piss themselves laughing.

 

#melasma #wtf #masks #stfu #judgement #jaguar #bitchinbourbon #reallyraw #pissyoself #jasonderulo

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Eby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and keep your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose!Check out their website: www.join-eby.comInstagram: @joinebyFacebook: EBYUse our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase!Thanks to Himalaya for sponsoring this episode of the Two Moms and a Mic podcast. Himalaya Ashwagandha is designed to help your body better adapt to stress. Enjoy 20% off your first purchase of Himalaya Ashwagandha, use discount code 20TWOMOMS when you checkout on Amazon. To learn more about Himalaya Ashwagandha and Ayurvedic Wellness visit Himalayausa.comAttention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low-carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz. bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California such as Napa Valley and Sonoma. They are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website: www.usualwines.comInstagram: @usualwinesFacebook: UsualUse our special promo code: TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!