Dodson is a potty mouth and her kids are too. Briggs says "no swearing" but she doesn't really mean it.

 

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The moms share perspectives on alternative education, defend teachers and do their best to stay sober while surviving the start of a Covid-19 school year.Last year was "Go to f*ck back to school". This year is "Stay sober and fine. It's fine. We're fine. Everything's fine."#wearenotfine #marypoppins #misshannigan #homeschool #dontbeadickWe'd like to thank our sponsors for this episode:LetsGetChecked: Women's At Home Health and Wellness TestsLetsGetChecked wants you to join their community with a 30% off discount code: TWOMOMS30Follow this link:https://letsgetchecked.7no9.net/c/2191850/507335/8695?&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.letsgetchecked.com%2Fhome-female-hormone-test%2F&sharedid=twomomFor more information, check out: www.letsgetchecked.comLetsGetChecked on Instagram and FacebookUsual WinesAttention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual Wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California like Napa and Sonoma and are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website at www.usualwines.com and use our special promo code, TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!!usualwines on InstagramUsual on Facebook

Dodson nearly pisses herself as Briggs recounts her New Hampshire haunted excursion…made complete with a moose chasing. The moms also hit on the topic of alternative education.#lowkey #quaranTEEN #stoptraveling #hauntthis #alternativeeducation

 

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The moms really need to learn to stop taking road trips during a pandemic.Haircuts in Texas. Seven hour lines at the DMV. Protesting teens, and our apologies to Oklahoma.#imfine #shitskillet #stayhome #askingforadamnfriend

 

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Life is weird and quaranTEEN is even weirder.The moms released this episode again as a moment of reflection.Keep raising those glasses! Cheers!#quaranteen #bourbon #keepyourheadup

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The moms discuss modern mothering and the struggle of screen time.Also, Briggs goes into amazing detail with her spray tan experience and Dodson really needs to get her sh*t together.#mariobrosruled #quaranscreens #tanmyass #edibles

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Local guest and national author, Adam Russo, talks with us about the importance of letting children FAIL.

Two Moms and a Mic would especially like to thank Adam Russo, LCSW, for being our special guest on this very important topic of "failure".

Check out Adam's book, Unwritten Rules: Real Strategies for Parenting Your Child into a Successful Adult

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The moms welcome Kimberly White and Dana Davenport for a courageous conversation.

 

Kimberly White is a Chicago area wife, mother, non-profit executive Director and active community member. She is the host of Career Center on NCTV17 and has co-authored the book "Adulting Made Easier, Navigating from Campus to Career". Her work can be found at nctv17.com  and https://www.amazon.com/Adulting-Made-Easy-Navigating-Campus-ebook/dp/B07YF53XW3

 

Dana Davenport is a Chicago area mother, attorney, and television personality.

She is the host of Dana Being Dana, a radio and tv show on Intellectual Radio and NCTV17, respectively. She is also the co-host of the new show Finding Common Ground, focused on current events. Her work can be found atnctv17.com  and atdanabeingdana.com 

 

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Dodson runs away and Briggs endures numerous QuaranTEEN car parades.

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The moms explore the idea of a glow up while giving each other sh*t about the quarantine lack of beauty services.

 

#loveyourselves