One of us is hungover,  and both of us are stumbling over the challenging concepts of rebellion and disrespect.

Vodka is a suitable alcohol for piercing your nose and tampons without strings are awful.

We explore the culture of teen parties today.

Homecoming is no longer a place where you awkwardly slow dance to lady in red.

#kidsaresoweird #moshpits

We both had surgery. one medical, one plastic…because hernias suck and new boobs are F*****G awesome.

#judgmentday #boobsandhernias

Lyrics have been disgustingly crude for years, but seem beyond vulgar through our mommy glasses.

#areweprudes

Mothering the same bullshit behavior and doing the same stupid laundry in different states while finding joy in chaos.

Topics so huge and impactful, you'll want to chase all conversations with a bottle of bourbon

SHIT.  figurative, literal and surprisingly digestible.

Crying in front of kids or while hiding in the bathroom is inevitable unless you are taking mommy pills.

We just survived the longest damn summer ever + are here to swear about it.