Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

The next three episodes are going to slowly get weirder(drunker?) as we recorded them back to back to back. But this, the first one, is normal enough. We made a Naya kobold who loves himself some robots. This week's mechanic: Flip: When X happens exile this card and return it back to the battlefield under it's owner's control flipped.

In honor of the new turtle commander debuting this month, we decided to brew up our own. Diddreu is a Gruul(red/green) wizard that likes to self mill. We also gave got real weird, as we tend to do, and talked about an evil doctor and living in a post pissing yourself world. This week's mechanic: Gravestorm:(When you cast this spell, copy it for each permanent put into a graveyard this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

This week we were all over the place topic wise, but we did finally get around to brewing up a really fun mono red Imp that's playing with your graveyard. This week's mechanic is: Haunt: (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.)

We made a sweet 4 color bug samurai this week. Also, it was my birthday, so thing get... a little weird. This week's mechanic: Bushido: Bushido N (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +N/+N until end of turn.)

Our new friend Brobos is a a boros cyclops that's here to party...and bring a healthy dose of value to red/white. This week's mechanic: Dredge: Dredge N (If you would draw a card, instead you may mill exactly N cards. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, draw a card.)

We got ourselves a Dimir homunculus rogue, and he loves his big friends. This week's mechanic is: Ferocious:…, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, …

We made a Naya boar that's big into face down cards. He's a face down ass up commander?...maybe?...He's not. He does like morphing things, though. This week's mechanic(s)morph/manifest: Morph: You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) Manifest: Put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

We made a selesnya ninja! She's cool. We also made this last week because there was a weird issue with the goblin god episode uploading. So next week you'll get the hot ep of us actually sitting in the same room together recording...together. Enjoy this ninja! Mechanic: Ninjustu: [cost] (Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Commander ninjutsu [cost] (Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand or the command zone tapped and attacking.)

Everyone likes goblins. I mean, what's not to like? But, what if you took all the fun things you love about goblins, made him three colors and a god? You get this week's Grixis command. He's a fun loving goblin god who likes poisoning fools and creatures that can't attack. This week's mechanic is Poisonous: Poisonous N (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player gets N poison counters.)

We some how stumbled into an "un" commander this week with our mono blue spirit wizard. She's big into clues and madness. This week's mechanic: Madness: Madness [cost] (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) She's also maybe probably a giant, well endowed, disembodied top hat.