Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

Our second Strixhaven episode has us making a Grixis wizard who REALLY doesn't want to leave the battlefield. This week's mechanic is: Ward:[cost] (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays [cost].)

It's our first of three Strixhaven episodes. Like our Kaldheim episodes, over the next three weeks we'll be creating commanders inspired by the new mechanics of the upcoming set. This week's mechanic is: Magecraft: Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, ...

We're a day late, real life and what not, but we still got you this hot Dimir bird wizard discarding his way to demons. This week's mechanic is: Threshold: As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, …

Izzet commanders are known for slanging sorceries and instants. But what if, instead, one just loved blowing stuff up? We did that this week with our new goblin friend. This week's mechanic: Frenzy:Frenzy N (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +N/+0 until end of turn.)

Who doesn't love a goat? No? What if I told you that goat is also a giant and possibly a wrath on a stick? Now you're interested, right? This week we made a mono green monstrosity looking to blow everything up. This week's mechanic is: Affinity: Affinity for(This spell costs less to cast for each[specific permanent] you control.)

We drummed up a Jeskai Echo commander this week that just wants to swing on fools and party with his friends. This week's mechanic is: Echo:[cost] (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) Sorry we talked about buttholes so much.

We're back!! And coming in hot with a cute pair, one might call them partners, this week. Since we didn't give you Gramm, Dreamsplitter due to some major technical difficultie, we decided this week to do something a little different. This week we create not one, but two commanders. Our Temur partners Mareth and Ondo are best friends, who really enjoy X Spells. This week's mechanics: Level up: [cost] ([Cost]: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.) and Ferocious:…, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, …

On this very special episode of Two Nerd Tables, we played Drinking Quest with our friends in a cabin that was also a castle. It got weird. You can buy Drinking Quest from drinkingquest.com.

We made a silly Mardu sea creature that just wants to look at card. This week's Mechanic: Surveil: (Look at the top N cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

We got a simic aristocrat who is looking to swing on your opponents. ... ... ... We also talk about hard dicks, buuuuut that's par for the course. This week's mechanic is: Raid: …, if you attacked this turn, …