Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

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Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone episodes

  • Alphrik, Fiend of Acrimony
    " No one lives forever. But if I have my way, they can at least live twice." This is the first of our Innastrad: Midnight Hunt commanders, and he's a nasty three color wizards. He's an abazan lich who just wants to bring all his friends back from the graveyard. This week's mechanic is: Disturbed: (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)
    1 hr 36 min
  • Velleck, Hungering Persecutor
    The silence of the forest was shattered. He had arrived, and they knew their end was neigh. We got ourselves a mono green phyrexian that devours all life; your opponent's as well as your own. This week's mechanic is: Channel: Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.
    58 min
  • Chevrath, The Perceiver
    Chevrath waited patiently in the antechamber. "Absolutely NOT!" The king's shouts rang out against the stone walls of the keep. "Sir, he can hear you." Chevrath laughed. "He'll come on around, he thought. Once he sees what I see, he may never let me leave." We made a badger shaman that wants to give you all the information. This week's mechanic is: Fading: N (This creature enters the battlefield with N fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
    1 hr 10 min
  • Grog'Nok, The Devastator
    "Do we have to hire him, Squee moaned? He's just...he wiped out half of our army last time, too." Grenzo glared at his goblin companion, "yes you cowardly little worm. I'm here to win. No matter the cost." We made a troll who's here to fuck shit up. Grog'Nok is a jund monster that wants you to be king. This week's mechanic is: Convoke: Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
    1 hr 15 min
  • Phenatea, The Chronicler
    " Frayalise has been very busy, it seems." Phenatea scribbled some notes before making her way back towards her scrying shelves. "I wonder what Karn has been up too..." We made a Dunebrood centaur god who loves a good book...err...saga, I guess, and wants to throw them into exile. This week's mechanic: Recover: (When a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay [cost]. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, exile this card.)
    1 hr 36 min
  • Zaz'Gac, The Glutton
    "I must have MORE!" Zaz'Gac's bloated grumbles could be heard from every corner of the war camp. "We are close to victory, so I must have more..." We made a Sultai troll who LOVES food, and wants all his friends to swing. This week's Mechanic: Riot: (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
    1 hr
  • Thildor, Aether One
    Thildor glared across the table at the cocky elf in his big, fancy chair. "You think you're high and mighty now. Just you wait!" With that, Thildor took his leave. We made a Simic frog wizard thats gonna knock you down a peg or two. This week's mechanic: Dethrone: (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
    54 min
  • Trista, Cabal Agent
    "An infiltration you say?" Trista smiled as her machinations sprang to life. "My little friends can take care of that for you." We made an Orzhov artificer who never shows up alone. This week's mechanic: Fabricate: Fabricate N (When this permanent enters the battlefield, you may put N +1/+1 counters on it. If you don't, create N 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.)
    1 hr 37 min
  • Rujin, Lands Plundered
    We have share some thoughts on meatloaf and drum up a pretty cool golgari troll who is all about adventures. This week's mechanic: Adventure: Casting the Adventure half of a card represents sending the creature on an adventure before putting it onto the battlefield.[3] When the adventure resolves, the card is exiled. When exiled as part of the resolution, the creature may be cast from exile.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Sorcha, The Hermit
    "Get off. My. LAWN,"Sorcha bellowed as boulder's rained from her cliff side cave. We made a real ornery bant giantess who wants you off her mutha F***in lawn. We also have some thoughts on Detroit and friendship. This week's mechanic: Forecast:[cost] (Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)
    1 hr 27 min

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