Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

It's been a minute since I was hungover on a weekday. While...wrong choices were possibly made, our mono blue turtle was not one of them. This week's mechanic: Provoke: (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

Four color commanders are fun. And this wild imp is no exception. We plopped out a late night, kinda drunk, persist commander that you're gonna want to sacrifice over and over again. This week's mechanic: Persist: (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Everyone likes dwarves. They party, they have cool beards, and they like artifacts. But what if they had a god that actually liked enchantments? You're right, it IS cool. Check out our Mardu god and all her fun enchantment tricks. This week's Mechanic: Splice: Splice onto [quality] [cost] (As you cast a(n) [quality] spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

We lived through our harrowing week of dungeon grinding to 70; I know all of you were worried. However, the episode was record a couple weeks prior in anticipation of our demise/exhaustion from playing too much of one video game. So, enjoy our dope ink-treader conspire commander, and we'll be back fresh as a baby's bathed butt next week. This week's mechanic: Conspire: is a keyword ability that allows the spell cast to be copied if you tap two untapped creatures that share a color with that spell.

Ya'll, it's goll durn TBC Launch Eve!! We got poems, maybe the end to Sad Boy Summer(it's not), and an amazing Naya giant that's just out here to sneak attack your boys to the field. We get after it this week, so strap in. This week's mechanic: Jump-start:(You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Sad Boy Summer is in full effect this week, y'all. And with that we have an Orzhov homunculus that's looking to grow in strength. This week's mechanic is: Transfigure:[cost] ([Cost], Sacrifice this permanent: Search your library for a creature card with the same converted mana cost as this permanent and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library. Transfigure only as a sorcery..)

Gruul commanders like big creatures. But what if...one didn't? We flip the script on this classic color combo with a dwarf masochist who loves him some auras. This week's mechanic is: Auras: an enchantment that has text that reads "enchant [type]"

We got a Jund Lhurgoyf commander playing with lands. For once our theme doesn't deviate from our color scheme...weird. This week's mechanic is: Clash: (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher converted mana cost.)

The podcast is late because the firmware in my newly acquired COVID vaccination microchip was out of date, so I was sick for a day. Also, I changed the beginning of the pod up a little. EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT NOW!! Enjoy our mono blue artificer. This week's mechanic is: Retrace: (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card as an additional cost to cast it.)

The last of our Strixhaven episodes, and we get erotic. We made a fun simic merfolk that wants to play around in exile, and learn Andrew is fine with sucking on toes. This week's mechanic: Learn:(You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)