Two Non Blondes

Two Non Blondes

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Two Non Blondes episodes

  • Episode 58: WHY WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER, PANTS AND WAP

    Life has got real weird for us both now that we're living in each others homes. A very passionate debate about pants reaches a conclusion, Jennie finally watches and reviews 'Elf' and we rebrand WAP. 

    Also-another dilemma from you, hopefully solved! Introducing TNBD 

    46 min
  • Episode 57: LOCKDOWN DATING, BEAVERS, TOGS AND DENIERS

    Sharing many of your bizarre lockdown dating experiences, including a man who made a very odd request in the middle of a tunnel. 

    Jennie upsets Amy with her lack of festivities & opinions on Home Alone. Plus a very unexpected revelation about beavers and a check in on togs and deniers for winter.

    46 min
  • Episode 54: A LIFE CHANGING BRA & THE PROBLEM WITH 'THE SECRET'

    Amy's finally found the perfect solution to never wearing a bra again. How we behave during rows when you know you're in the wrong and why the self help book 'The Secret' changes most people's lives for the better, but it's ruining Amy's.

    Plus Jennie explains what you actually do with crystals and a chance for you to win!

    40 min
  • Episode 52: AWAKENINGS, VAJACIALS & A NEW CAREER

    You think 2020 is weird enough, then you discover Vajacials.  Jennie has a horrifying discovery whilst on her staycation in a treehouse, but has an awakening whilst at Stonehenge. 

    Amy has a new pet rat, is embarking on a new career and has discovered a very unique way of staying young. If you need a bit of escapism and plenty of lols right now, jump on board!

    37 min
  • Episode 51: KEEPING UP WITH THE KARENS

    We've all heard of what a 'Karen' is now, right? Well, Amy think's Jennie needs to be a bit more Karen after a recent hair disaster. We rebrand Karen to a Carol.

    Plus, despite us having polar opposite opinions on psychics/mediums, we both had experiences with them in the last few weeks, leaving one of us shell shocked.

     

    47 min
  • Episode 50: THE COMEBACK

    Blondies! We're back, but better. We've been beavering away to deliver on the promises we made you. We had proper meetings and everything!

     

    Talking our rebrand, why Jennie ended up looking like a sex doll, we've got a giveaway for you and the best and worst comebacks. One of which, from Jennie, was most unexpected after a break up.

     

     

    46 min
  • TRAILER: WE'RE BACK

    We're back. Same, but better. We've been busy blondies, so if you're a regular then you'll be possibly surprised, but equally excited about our developments. 

     

    If you've just discovered Two Non Blondes, then jump on board! There's plenty of episodes for you to go back and binge on. Just a warning about Jennie, actually... you'll find out for yourself. But just know, whatever issues you've endured as a woman, you're not alone. And we're here to make you feel better about that with a large dose of oversharing.

     

    Find out more about us on our website twononblondes.co.uk 

    2 min

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