Two Non Blondes

The effects of lockdown are starting to grind, BUT some good news for all. Amy has discovered all the things she's truly crap at during lockdown. Jennie has uncovered the new Mrs Hinch and the big question-would you date a guy who doesn't own a tv?

Anyone else realised the phases of lockdown are similar to that of a break up? Our ongoing coping mechanisms and routines during the pandemic. Also learning why we shouldn't be tampering with our bodies. Cycling shorts and moustaches have made an appearance in our lives, plus Amy has a massive relationship dilemma she wants your input on and why we'll both probably end up single by the end of this ep.

What a bizarre time since Coronavirus took hold. We attempt to offer some light relief in these extraordinary times. In the form of; extreme snacking, becoming 'isolation body ready', how we're finding it at home and after some toe curling celebrity moments, why this may level out the playing field. 

Jennie's been juicing! But makes Amy feel better about what she constitutes as a 'binge' eating session. Why do Mum's comment on our weight? Why we think we were so deeply affected by the tragic news about Caroline Flack. And trying to understand why people troll, what we can do and how we're trying to be kinder. 

Love it or loathe it? Either way, why Amy believes you've already had your worst valentine. The ultimate guide for making the most of it, whether single or smug. The times we decided to do a strip, failing at being sexy, oh and Amy's gone right off the rails. 

Our first episode of 2020 is here! What Amy's doing too much of in January, cleansing our homes with witchcraft, Jane McDonald updates and an upsetting revelation from Jennie regarding Geoff from Byker Grove. 

Plus, you'll never un-hear what Jennie confesses about FaceTime. 

The Christmas episode 2019! Happy Christmas blondies. Discussing our personal highlights & lowlights of the year. Why Jennie hates Home Alone, sending nudes and feeling the festive fomo.

How Amy got on living on just juice for a week, why thongs bring up painful memories for Jennie & why life is about to really change for her with a big announcement! 

With us both being Scorpios and with Mercury in retrograde, passions (and rage) are high for us both! We're also about to embark on two very different holidays, the unexpected things you can catch from hot tubs and why Amy should now be known as Turmeric tits. 

Amy's started to think the benefits of exercise are a myth, we accidentally veer into that tricky topic of cannibalism and does anybody enjoy small talk? Yes. Jennie.

Also if you have a wooden sign in your home saying 'live, love, laugh' you will be offended.