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  • Why Are South Africans Fleeing to the U.S.? | Vaguely True with Robb Vega Ep784

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    This week on Vaguely True, Ep 784,  with your host Robb Vega (yes, one B—because we’re not basic):

    We go deep—and we mean deep—into the growing exodus of South Africans leaving their homeland for America. Why are so many people leaving? What’s happening on the ground? We don’t have credentials, but we have opinions—and we’re not afraid to use them.

    But that's not all...

    ✝️ The Pope (aka Bobby) makes a surprise appearance in our discussion—because nothing says global news like holy confusion.
    🌍 People’s Differences – We explore how division, identity, and straight-up nonsense shape today’s political landscape.
    🇺🇸 Trump's Alleged $600 Million Jet Gift – Totally real? Totally not? We’re not sure, but it made the cut.
    🗳️ Politics, Global Chaos & Fake Expertise – From presidents to popes, we cover the planet… poorly.

    It’s smart-dumb. It’s funny-wrong. It’s the only show that promises zero accuracy and maximum entertainment.

    Subscribe now, and lower your IQ with us—every week.

    #vaguelytrue #robbvega #southafricanexodus #southafricanews  #migrationtousa #africanimmigration #politicalcomedy  #bobbythepope #funnynews  #globalpolitics  #trumpjet #satirenews  #weknownothing #newscomedy  #worldchaos #talkshowhumor #robbvegashow #vaguelynews #deepdivecomedy #holyconfusion #unqualifiednews #vaguelynews #2ofentertainment #twooldfartsmakingnoises #geopolitics 



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    1 hr 13 min
  • Trump vs. Green Energy: The Dumb Side of AI Power |Funny Ha Ha Ep 777 with Your Host Greg SHAPIRO

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    🎙️ This Month on Funny Ha Ha Ep 777 with Your Host Greg SHAPIRO...

    We’re diving headfirst into the electrifying world of AI, green energy, and... blue batteries? That’s right — this week, we tackle the surprisingly dumb news making waves, like how Donald Trump’s attack on renewable energy could short-circuit America’s AI future (because AI needs power, and not the political kind).

    Plus:
    🔋 What the heck are blue batteries and can you actually do them?
    ⚡ Got power on the grid? You might have to pay to give it back now — you're welcome, electric company.
    🌎 And of course, our usual global confusion and commentary, powered by absolutely zero formal expertise.

    Featuring world-famous comedian Greg SHAPIRO (famous in at least three zip codes now), it's the show where bad news sounds a little better with a punchline.

    Watch it live or on replay, but either way — listen in, laugh out.

    #funnyhaha  #GregShapiro #AIandEnergy #BlueBatteries #politicalcomedy  #comedynews  #satireshow  #climatechange  #UnpluggedAndUninformed #WeTryOurBest #UninformedButFunny #ElectricGridProblems #RenewableEnergyFail #TrumpVsGreenEnergy #StupidNews #twooldfartsmakingnoises #2ofentertainment 


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    41 min
  • Quai D’Orsay History, Pakistan-India Tensions And The New Pope | Habanos Saturday Ep 781

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    This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 781, we spark up the rich history of Quai D’Orsay cigars while diving deep into other standout smokes like Davidoff, CAO’s Brazilian Amazon series, and classics from Rocky Patel.

    Of course, it wouldn’t be a true episode without Usman’s latest excuse for missing the show—this time, he blames his absence on Pakistan-India tensions. Was it the dog? Was it geopolitics? Who knows.

    We also drift into the strange and unexplained—yes, UFOs are back in the headlines—and we break down what’s really going on in the world, one cigar at a time.

    From smoke rings to world events, you won’t want to miss this unfiltered session with the only cigar show that professionals watch—because we’re in the know.

    🔥 Join us live every Saturday afternoon. Light up, lean back, and enjoy the ride.

    #habanossaturday  #QuaiDOrsay #DavidoffCigars #CAOCigars #BrazilianAmazon #rockypatel  #Cigars #cigaraficionados  #cigartalk  #UFOs #geopolitics  #pakindiatensions  #LiveCigarShow #cigarlifestyle  #SmokeAndRelax #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow #habanossaturday #habanoshistory #habanos #2ofentertainment #twooldfartsmakingnoises #cigarstyle 


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    1 hr 15 min
  • Lost Dollar Business Club Reveals Surprising Secrets! Ep 780

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    This week on The Lost Dollar Business Club – EP 780, it’s Lost and Found, and the world has officially gone off the rails.

    From anime empires and chemical food to dissolving heart implants and a bankrupt UN — we cover it all in a fast, no-holds-barred episode that pulls no punches.

    🚨 Cloudflare CEO says AI is killing the web. Google’s entire content model is on life support.

    ✈️ Delta Air Lines faces a massive class action lawsuit after the CrowdStrike crash threw airports into chaos.

    🌿 RFK Jr. drops a bombshell: The same tobacco giants that engineered addiction now control your food. He claims they've chemically hijacked your plate — and the FDA is complicit.

    ⚡ Trump’s war on green energy could backfire hard. Data centers warn this could knock the U.S. out of the AI race.

    💥 Cannabis – still green gold or just hype smoke? We look at where the industry is headed.

    🛑 Newark radar blackout left air traffic controllers blind for 90 seconds. What really happened?

    🎌 Lost & Found: Is Japanese anime the next global IP goldmine? Investors and studios think so.

    ❤️ Also in Lost & Found: The dissolvable pacemaker from GRACE GREEN – a medical breakthrough that literally disappears inside your body.

    🙏 An American Pope?! We dive into the wild possibility and its geopolitical implications.

    💰 And yes… the United Nations could be broke in months. Where did the money go?

    It’s bold, it’s sharp, and it’s The Lost Dollar Business Club. For truth-tellers, deal-makers, and anyone who can’t look away from the chaos.

    #lostdollarbusinessclub  #AIvsWeb #cloudflare  #GoogleCollapse #crowdstrike  #deltaairlines  #cannabisbusiness  #TrumpGreenEnergy #datacenters  #NewarkRadarFailure #AnimeIP #AmericanPope #UNFinancialCrisis #RFKJr #BigFoodScandal #FDAcorruption #CorporateCapture #GraceGreen #medicalbreakthrough  #DissolvingPacemaker #techdisruption  #globalmarkets  


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    1 hr 3 min
  • JFK Knew About Aliens?! Plus: AI Humans, Betty Hill & Off-World Tech | Sermon From The German Ep 779

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    🚨 This month on Sermon from the German,  Ep 779, we go FULL COSMIC CRAZY.

    We’re talking Bob Lazar, alien presidents, congressional UFO hearings, and yes — we even asked senators to come on the show… spoiler alert: they all ghosted us like a UFO over Phoenix. 👻👽

    But wait — there’s more:
    🔍 JFK and Reagan’s real UFO obsessions? We got it.
    🧬 Are humans just bootleg A.I.? We questioned everything.
    🛸 The 2019 CNN report where a Brigadier General straight-up said we have off-world vehicles? Yep. We saw it. We remember.
    💫 The wild tale of Betty and Barney Hill’s alien abduction in 1961? We break it down.
    🏆 And in the middle of it all… we still find time to appreciate human achievement (no probes required).

    If you’ve ever looked up and thought “...what the hell is really going on up there?” — this is YOUR episode.
    🔥 Like, comment, and subscribe before they shut this thing down from orbit.

    #UFOs #boblazar  #AlienDisclosure #JFKUFO #ReaganAliens #OffWorldVehicles #BarneyAndBettyHill #AIHumans #CongressUFO #UFOSpecial #sermonfromthegerman  #alienabduction  #UFOCoverup #browncarguy #twooldfartsmakingnoises #2ofentertainment #vickyirl #uap #globalpolitics #global 


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    1 hr 7 min
  • Sancho Panza Deep Dive, Bolívar Boldness & a London Cigar Mission | Habanos Saturday Ep 775

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    Welcome back to Habanos Saturday EP775,— your go-to weekly cigar session where the smoke is rich, the stories are real, and the vibes are always right.

    In this episode, we dive deep into the history of Sancho Panza cigars, discuss the big what-if — what happens if the Cuban embargo is lifted and authentic Cuban cigars flood the U.S. market? Big topic, big opinions.

    We also share an incredible fan story: Reese’s meetup in London with Rubin, one of our listeners from Miami who flew across the Atlantic just to smoke cigars with Lisa. That’s love for the leaf! 🌍✈️🔥

    Today’s smokes:

    Bolívar Cuban

    CAO Amazon Basin (Brazilian)

    We talk cigars, politics, life, and take questions from our amazing community. Whether you're a seasoned aficionado or a laid-back cigar lover, this episode is one you don’t want to miss.

    📅 Recorded Saturday mornings, aired Saturday afternoons — watch us on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts.

    Light up, kick back, and join the conversation.

    #habanossaturday  #cubancigars  #SanchoPanza #CAOAmazon #BolivarCigars #CigarPodcast #CubanEmbargo #cigartalk  #cigaraficionados  #cigarlife  #CigarStories #fanlove  #smokesessions  #cigarcommunity  #cigarlovers  #LondonCigarMeetup #habanoshistory #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow #cigars #twooldfartsmakingnoises #2ofentertainment #cigarcommunity 



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    1 hr 13 min
  • The Left Ignored the Precariat — Trump Didn’t | A Warning from Guy Standing | Lost Dollar Business Club EP 774

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    This Week on The Lost Dollar Business Club Ep774

    Renowned economist and author Guy Standing joins us to discuss his urgent new article, The Left Must Embrace the Precariat, and what Donald Trump’s first 100 days reveal about the ongoing failure of progressive politics.

    We explore the evolution of rentier capitalism, the rise of the precariat as a new global class, and how plutocratic elites have managed to understand and manipulate this class better than the mainstream left ever has.

    🔍 Topics include:

    Trump’s strategic appeal to the Atavists in the precariat

    Why the Third Way hollowed out the left

    What the left must do now to avoid irrelevance

    How today’s “free market” is anything but free

    Whether we are headed for a Polanyian “dark night”

    📅 Live Friday – Premieres Saturday
    This is a can't-miss conversation for anyone interested in political strategy, economic justice, and the battle for the future of democracy.

    #lostdollarbusinessclub  #GuyStanding #Precariat #trump  #RentierCapitalism #politicaleconomy  #theleft  #first100days  #plutocracy  #inequality  #ubi  #workingclass  #gramsci  #Polanyi #elections2024  #economicjustice #2ofentertainment #twooldfartsmakingnoises #geopolitics #globalpolitics  



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    1 hr 12 min
  • Election Fever, Dictator Energy, and Free Speech Meltdowns |Vaguely True With Rob Vega, Ep 773

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    Welcome to Vaguely True, Ep 773,  the only show where your host Rob Vega confidently dives into world affairs with absolutely no credentials — and no shame about it.

    This week, we talk:

    🇺🇸 Trump’s “first” 100 days... again

    🇨🇦 Canada’s upcoming elections + the Mark Carney mystery

    🇨🇳 What China’s up to (we have theories, none verified)

    🗣️ Free speech: who’s censoring who and why?

    🏔️ Terrace, BC – shoutout to the hometown

    …and a bunch of other barely-fact-checked global topics

    No experts, no agenda — just sharp wit, wild takes, and vague confidence.

    🕘 Live every Wednesday
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    🎧 Also available wherever you get your podcasts

    👉 Like, Subscribe, and let us know how wrong we are in the comments.

    #VaguelyTrue #robvega  #VaguelyNews #globalpolitics  #trumpnews  #canadaelection  #markcarney  #freespeech  #chinapolitics  #TerraceBC #SatirePodcast #comedytalkshow #tariffs #china #chinanews #geopolitics #globalpolitics 


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    52 min
  • Habanos Saturday: El Rey Del Mundo, Water Wars, and Cigar Fails! EP 771

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    This Habanos Saturday Ep 771 is packed with flavor — and not just from the cigars! 🔥

    We kick things off diving into the incredible history of El Rey Del Mundo — one of the true kings of Habanos heritage. 🌎👑 Then, we take a turn into the world stage, chopping it up about politics — specifically the water crisis between Pakistan and India 🌍💧 — before bringing it right back home to our passion for cigars.

    We explored both new world and old world cigar scores, and of course, had a laugh when Usman  lit up the wrong cigar during our Habanos History segment! 🤣🔥

    Every Saturday, it's not just a show — it's a real cigar lounge experience: cigars, conversation, politics, laughs, and the stories that shape the leaf. 🥃💨

    🔥 Live every Saturday late afternoon — replay available if you miss it! 🔥
    Interested in being a guest? If you're a cigar company or a cigar lover, reach out — otherwise, we’ll keep smoking without you. 😉

    Light up, pour a drink, and vibe with the Habanos family.

     
    #habanossaturday  #ElReyDelMundo #cigarlife  #CigarLoungeTalk #CigarHistory #HabanosLifestyle #SaturdaySmokes #watercrisis  #PakistanIndia #CigarFails #CigarTalk #OldWorldNewWorld #LeafLegends #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow #habanoshistory #cubancigars #cigars #twooldfartsmakingnoises #2ofentertainment #cigarhumor 



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    1 hr 14 min
  • Is Humanity Obsolete? | Lost Dollar Business Club EP 770

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    This week on the Lost Dollar Business Club, Ep 770,  we’re diving deep into some serious (and sometimes hilarious) questions about our future.

    We kick off by asking: Is technology actually making the world better—or just turning everything into a nightmare? Inspired by a fiery article in The Guardian about Black Mirror and its endless tech doom, we unpack whether all this fear is helping—or hurting—our vision of the future.

    Then we get real: Are people becoming obsolete? As AI and robots take over jobs, we question if bringing manufacturing back to the U.S. will even matter. Will the factories just be full of robots anyway? Is this really the "solution" everyone thinks it is?

    And finally... we couldn't ignore it: Lost and Found! We talk about New York State spending $35 million to fix a set of steps. Yeah, you read that right. $35 million for stairs. You know we had some things to say about that.

    Join us for real talk, some laughs, and a whole lot of common sense. Only on the Lost Dollar Business Club.

     #lostdollarbusinessclub  #blackmirror  #techfuture  #ManufacturingUSA #aiandjobs  #automation  #digitaldystopia  #lostandfound  #NYSpending #robotsvshumans  #futureofwork  #PessimismPorn #GuardianArticle #techdebate  #BlackMirrorDiscussion #2ofentertainment #twooldfartsmakingnoises #globalpolitics 

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    58 min

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