Steve and Dan discuss their Christmas shopping methods and adventures, the only way Two Old Guys can. Cocktail of the week is The South Side.

Steve and Dan talk about their adventures in the Strip Club of their past. Does your 50 year-old ass need to be there or is is for the 20 somethings? Cocktail of the week is The Greyhound.

Steve and Dan discuss the joy and necessity of learning to cook. Why do you need to learn? The best food does not come in a box. Drink of the week is Hemingway Daiquiri.

Steve and Dan discuss what happened to the MTV of their youth. Where did the music go? Is it worth watching now? Cocktial of the week is the 7&7.

Steve and Dan discuss their trials and tribulations trying to hunt. Is game meat good cooking? Cocktail of the Week is the Lemon Drop.

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Steve and Dan discuss why there is a line around the Starbucks. Is it an addiction to coffee or to sugar? Get your pitcher ready, cocktail of the week is the Whisky Sour.

Steve and Dan discuss the prices of things going up all around us. Is the quality or quantity the same? Cocktail of the Week is The Old Fashion.

Steve and Dan discuss taking a trip to Las Vegas. Can you come home a winner in Sin City? It's Breeders Cup Week, so we are celebrating the Kentucky Derby's favorite The Mint Julip for Cocktail of the Week.