Hey hotties! Hope you’re wet with excitement to hear some bad sex stories! We’re talking candy cane dicks, falling asleep mid sesh and giving birth to strawberries. Sexy.

AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets.

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Two Pump Chump | Bad Sex Stories

Life is messy, let’s laugh about it! Join Maddy MacRae and Grace Hore as they chat unfiltered about dating, sex, being an adult and being a hot mess! They also share some of their followers most embarrassing and cringe-worthy moments in the segment “Tell Me About It”. It’s sometimes funny and it’s ALWAYS awkward.

Society & Culture

Personal Journals

History

Philosophy

Places & Travel

Comedy

Hi gorg! In this episode, we chat about influencer trips, parking fines, softcore regency porn (aka Bridgerton - spoiler, we are disappointed) and people realising that the person they’re dating is actually a bit dumb..

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Are You Dating An Idiot??

For Hot Mess Hotline this week we have S writing in to ask for help on whether a long distance relationship and big age gap is going to work, plus our usual ramblings about being the ultimate cool girl.

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ASL (Age, Sex, Location)

We’re spilling hot confessions and intrusive thoughts in this ep including period sharts, kissing your manager, and falling in love with your friend’s dad 

Unhinged Confessions and Intrusive Thoughts

J has written into Hot Mess Hotline to ask for help on finding the perfect man..and perfect penis. She needs him BIG! She goes into detail about her deep throating kink and we are here for it!!!

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Gag On This - I’m Obsessed with DeepThroating??

Today we have a dating update from Maddy if you were keeping tabs and also some MORE mediocre dating advice! We’ve combined Hot Mess Hotline with Tell Me About It, so let us know if you’d like shorter advice segments!

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Two Pump Chump | Bad Sex Stories

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