Two Retired Homeschoolers

Important Announcement: Due to the demands of life, we are now releasing episodes every three weeks.

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Like Frodo, your hosts and guest Mackenzie Matthews form a fellowship and set out on a quest to uncover a fantasy masterpiece.  We discuss Tolkien's aversion to allegory, debate the presence of moral implications, and compare the differences between the book and movie. Join us as we delve into the appeal of comfort versus the need for adventure in this classic tale of good vs. evil. Holly comes to appreciate Tolkien's writing abilities from a respectable distance, while Rebecca spiritedly defends Legolas and Mackenzie realizes that the Gandalf of the movie is not the Gandalf of the book...    

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This week your hosts return from the Swiss mountains and embark on a new journey with a young fella who's chasing a bunch of thieves through the old Wild West. Rebecca struggles to describe a deep and mysterious affection for land that is depicted so well in this book. Holly reverts to believing in the common notion that "things just ain't as simple as they used to be" when it comes to love. Join us as we discuss the author and time period of Tucker, debate the legitimacy of coming-to-age stories, and delve into the psychological effects of an obsession. 

Happy Valentine's Day! If you love us as much as we love you, you'll be overjoyed to hear that you can support us by very simply rating and reviewing. You can email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @tworetiredhomeschoolers. You all liked our guest from our Charles Spurgeon episode so much that we've decided to have Mackenzie Matthews join us again for our episode on Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien three weeks from now. So saddle up and get hankerin' for some real good stuff coming your way!

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This week we spent some time in the mountains and gained some intuitive powers as a result. We used those powers to read our listeners' minds, and then we knew exactly what this world needed: a healthy dose of Switzerland's history, our two cents on what makes simplicity so captivating, and an oh-so-thrilling conversation about happiness vs. suffering. Come partake of the welfare as we review Heidi by a woman whose name we either can or cannot pronounce. Rebecca insisted that we include the Swiss Guard traditional uniforms in our cover image, so you have her to thank for that. Holly continues to finish whatever book we're talking about the day we plan on recording the episode, but at least the quotes she prepares are better than her counterpart's.

Did you hate this episode so much that your daily cup of goat milk tasted unusually sour? Or did you love it to the extent that you're already starting a committee to formally decide on how to pronounce Johanna Spyri? We know you have opinions, so that's why we suggest you use the rate/review or like/subscribe functions in the likely case that they are positive ones. Further options to vent include our email at [email protected]. If you have Instagram, you can follow us @tworetiredhomeschoolers to become one of our golden fans. In two weeks, we'll be tackling Tucker by Louis L'Amour. Now go watch a sunrise or start a new habit of hiding biscuits in the closet with our blessing!

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If you're like us, you've heard the name of Spurgeon before and felt you ought to know something of him, but it never made its way to the top of your to-do list. Well, today we've come to change that for you! By analyzing his three sermons of "The Personality of the Holy Ghost", "The Bible", and "Election", your hosts band together with our guest Mackenzie Matthews to discover what it is about this pastor that made him such a prodigy of his day. Our journey takes us down some pretty rocky roads, but we felt the destination was well worth it. Do you have what it takes to explore the the chasms of Calvinism, get sucked into the tornado of truth, and walk the pastures of prejudice? Join us as we passionately express our opinions and laugh through a good time. 

Did this episode bring a hot tear to your eye? Did it make your heart swell within your chest? You no longer have to contain such fervor when you make the wise choice to rate and review/comment and subscribe! Feel free to email us your thoughts or book suggestions at [email protected]. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @tworetiredhomeschoolers to be updated each time we release an episode! You can see more of our amazing guest on her YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@thatgirl8042 and instagram @ma.ga.ma. See you in two weeks to talk about Heidi by Johanna Spyri!

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Happy New Year! Our New Year's resolution is to get at least one review that we can read in the intro to an episode to make it sound like we're popular (and no, this is not your faithful podcaster slaves guilt-tripping you).

ANYWAY! Welcome to part 2 of the Little Women talks. We took an unannounced Christmas break (on accident), so this week we make amends with a special guest who joins the discussion on whether didactic writing is compelling (answer: not when twelve-year-old Rebecca does it), the themes Alcott intended to convey, and tackling the Big Question: are the Marches a Christian family???!?? Holly sounds oh-so-sentimental but thinks she stumbled upon why Laurie and Jo wouldn't be a good match, Rebecca turns traitor on her favorite character Amy, and Rose offers the insight and thoughts that only a youngest sister can provide. 

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The time has come at last, folks! We finally broach a subject your hosts have both knowledge and personal experience in! Isn’t that just capital (excuse our slang)? In the 1994 movie adaptation of Louis May Alcott’s book about sisterhood and the trials of growing into a young woman, we explore the beliefs of transcendentalism and marvel at the film elements that make this movie a classic. Holly swears by her controversial belief that Jo and Laurie do not belong together while Rebecca is more concerned with the movie’s slimeball interpretation of John Brooke. Cozy into the Christmas spirit with us as we join the March sisters in their greatest joys and griefs.

Did this episode melt the marshmallows in your hot chocolate from its holiday warmth? Or did it compel you to make the Grinch your new hero? We know you’re looking for a way to vent those violent emotions which is why you should rate and review!! We have an email: mailto:[email protected]. We have an Instagram: @tworetiredhomeschoolers. We even have multiple platforms: YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. If you’ve made it this far in the description, you are one of a kind. And that is why we choose YOU to share this podcast. Stay tuned two weeks from now where we review the book that inspired this movie.

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Is fear the worst vice of them all? What makes a villain truly evil? Will Holly ever be reunited with her long lost spider pet? In today's episode, we use the excuse of reviewing a children's book to discuss some of life's deepest, darkest questions. Rebecca feels drawn to the concept of responsibility without personal stakes, and Holly takes a sudden and passionate interest in children's books that suspiciously feels connected to her relief at not having to read a book over 400 pages in a week. Join us as we dive into the forests of enchantment, the dens of dragons, and into the gaping mouths of monster-infested caves in search of hope for Addie and the Kingdom of Bamarre against a plague called the Gray Death.

Did you hate this book so much that you'd skip pardoning a turkey today if you were president? Were you so grateful for it to the point that you'd ramble on and on about it for hours during Thanksgiving dinner? If so, we have two suggestions: 1. Rate and Review! 2. Consider getting help (in that order of importance). We're grateful for you guys and your brilliant thoughts. Feel free to share them with us by emailing us at [email protected] (also to submit book/movie requests) after you follow our lovely Instagram (no one can crush social media like a couple homeschoolers) @tworetiredhomeschoolers. We make sharing about our podcast easy since we're up on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. Have a Happy Thanksgiving dudes!!

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In today's episode, your two very unmarried hosts evaluate, in comprehensive depth, one of the most romantic novels of all time - that's right, it's Emma, by Jane Austen. Holly has found a kindred spirit in Harriet Smith, Rebecca defends the noble pastime of gossip, and manipulation is probably only okay if you're stopping your friend from becoming Hitler. Also, don't be a snob.  

We hope you enjoyed this episode! Like and subscribe, comment or email us at [email protected]. (If you didn't like the episode, those things are still an option.) We're on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. Follow us on Instagram @tworetiredhomeschoolers to get updates when new episodes are posted and maybe Holly will post some funny homeschool memes sometime, I dunno, but wouldn't that be cool? You should do it, Holly. (You should never make me write one of these descriptions again, either.)

The Muses are against us - or maybe it's simply another week and therefore another opportunity for some random issue to develop, such as our mic deciding to cut in and out while recording. We trust that wherever editing was inadequate to appease the tech gods, your own gracious disregard will suffice. Oh, also, if you at all intend to read this book in the future, then beware of SPOILERS concerning basically every plot point of importance.   

Anyway, we have managed to release yet another episode for the world's delight! In this particular one, Holly restrains herself from ranting too long about the Evacuation of Dunkirk, and Rebecca manages to keep from passing out from her undying love of this book. Join us as we review this once acclaimed, now forgotten masterpiece written by Helen MacInnes herself: Assignment in Brittany. (Bonus of listening: you will be repeatedly reminded that the year this book was published was 1942, and the number of its pages comes to 429.)  

Did the sun seem brighter and sky bluer after listening to this? Were you so miserable once hearing it that you just wished it would rain forever and ever? Either way, we would be eternally indebted to you for voicing your thoughts. What's that? You don't know how?! Just rate and review and/or like and subscribe depending on the platform you're listening to us on (btw, this podcast is available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Youtube). We have an Instagram account you can follow @tworetiredhomeschoolers. We even have an email: [email protected]. Join us two weeks from now to hear about Emma by Jane Austen and see the next caption I overthink in an effort to make this monotonous list of podcast information interesting to read.