Picture this: Grey hair. Mustache. Bits of people stuck in a beard. HOT. And that's lumberjack lore for y'all! Wren covers The Dentist of Horror and Andrea discusses the murderous dentist, Bert Franklin.

Maybe you just gotta do what a python does and strangle someone. But it's just a suggestion. Andrea covers some freak accidental celebrity deaths, and Wren tells us about the New Brunswick python attack. Now, it's time for bed. But first, clean your retainer, apply your ointments, and check that your snake is secure. Special thanks to Aswen for this episode!

Are you CIA? If so, please go to www.patreon.com/twoscaredsiblings and send us your address for some merch! That's how it works, right? Wren covers the Ourang Medan mystery and Andrea tells us the creepy threesome of stories about The Jenny, The Octavius, and The Gloriana. This week, we are apologizing to the Germans. We love ya!

Are you trying to avoid the government? Are you a boat? If so, please listen to this episode for further instruction. Wren covers the disappearance of Dorothy Jane Scott and Andrea covers the mystery of the Sarah Joe. And, as a bonus, you get to hear the beginning stages of our senility!

If you are an actor AND a psychic, and Mr Psychic Guinness is your father's name...your shit's weird, and we don't know what to tell you. Wren covers James Dean's Little Bastard, and Andrea discusses Michelle Carter and the death of Conrad Roy. Time to listen, all you cheeky men!

Taking a break from sad murder stuff...to bring you sad mass casualty stuff! Andrea covers the 2013 Dhaka garment factory collapse, and Wren discusses the Point Ellice bridge disaster. 

Are you currently in the napping portion of your date? Please wake up and listen to us instead! Wren covers the tragic murder of Brandon Teena and Andrea discusses the Sounds Murders of Ben Smart and Olivia Hope. And that's it! Nothing to see here, nothing to worry about for a conservative Nebraskan citizen.

Dear Germany,

Do you have a foot fetish? Asking for a friend. By request, Wren covers some scary German Christmas lore and Andrea covers some German and Australian Christmas murders.

Hope you've got some leftover flax!

Listen up, all you sultry millennials! Have we got some tales about coconut cream and cocaine...

And then! Some tales of snow death! Wren covers the Terra Nova expedition and Andrea discusses the case of Baby Andrew.

And...our first request to say something weird on air happened. There's also that.

"I'm going to a car show" means "I'm about to get murdered, call the cops". Just so you all are up on our lingo. The theme is best friend murders, so Andrea covers Anel Baez and Sofya Potapova, and Wren covers Gemma Hayter. Now, Google sleuths, go forth! You are free, little butterflies!