Two Sheep In A Pool

James finds a flamingo, Ben encounters a moron, the internet has a birthday, is Captain Marvel any good? Can you get sued over baking cookies? And, we discuss an incident involving custard. This week, we're talking ridiculous lawsuits.

0:00 Start of the show

2:16 Crufts

9:35 A flamingo

12:47 Ben's complaint

21:33 News Bleat

28:25 Fake News or Not?

39:19 A cookie incident

46:20 A ghost incident

56:20 A custard incident

1:08:36 A hugging incident

Ben has some vibrating cutlery, James can't say cutlery. We talk about getting spanked on a unicycle. Does Steven Spielberg hate Netflix? Then we talk about an ogre for a bit. This week, we're talking Shrek (Retold)

0:00 Start of the show

2:20 James' complaint about being bad

5:20 News Bleat

19:29 Fake news or not

27:56 Pancake Day

30:57 Steven Spielberg hates Netflix

33:56 Everything Shrek

James talks about toilet seats and has some sad news. Oppy says goodbye to the world. We very accurately predict at least two categories from the Oscars. Then, we find out who the most interesting person (or bear) in the world is. This week we're talking very interesting people.

0:00 Start of the show

2:08 James hates toilets

6:20 James' sad news

9:21 News Bleat

12:06 Oscars

17:32 Fake news or not?

21:13 Intro to interesting people

23:17 Dorothy Killgallen

34:50 Ernest Hemmingway

44:28 Wojtek

Youtube bans conspiracy theories, Ben infiltrates the illuminati, James' new name is Schmoopie. And, we finally find out what type of couple Ben & James are. This week, we're talking Valentines Day!

0:00 Start of the show

3:48 News Bleat

23:04 Fake News or Not?

27:06 An intro to Valentines Day

28:19 What type of couple are you quiz

40:41 How well do you know your lover quiz

Was the super bowl boring? We have a heated discussion about chocolate, James smashes a jug, a lack of zebras is found to be very disappointing and Ben does a dramatic reading about Gummi Bears. This week, we're talking one star reviews.

0:00 Start of the show & Super Bowl LIII

11:22 News Bleat

17:00 Fake News Or Not?

21:36 James' complaint

28:46 An intro to one star reviews

35:04 A lot of one star reviews

1:09:48 A dramatic reading on Gummi Bears

Are mini cheddar's really heroin? A rogue digger causes a ruckus, James struggles with a 'tong' twister, the boys have an 80's adventure and defrost some mince along the way. This week, we're talking Bandersnatch. (Spoiler Alert!)

0:00 Start of the show

2:50 News Bleat

12:09 Fake News Or Not

15:33 An introduction to Bandersnatch

**SPOILERS THROUGHOUT**

18:57 Criticisms

27:28 Main endings

36:18 Adventure books

49:33 Secret ending

Is Donald Trump a time traveler? An egg is more popular than the Kardashians, what's the best Bond movie? Could Ben & James kill someone & also would they make good spies? This week, we're talking espionage.

0:00 Start of the show

1:51 Never ask for Happy Birthday

10:01 Listener mail

21:17 News Bleat

31:18 An introduction to espionage

40:39 Best Bond?

47:13 Secret agent quiz

1:04:50 What if your parents were spies?

Back by popular demand is the second installment in Two Sheep's dive down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Does Finland exist? Was Hitler actually a dolphin? Is Denver Airport the most evil place on earth? And is CERN really trying to destroy the planet? This week, we're talking conspiracies!

0:00 Start of the show

4:47 Ben's complaint

8:23 News Bleat

10:48 Conspiracy Or Is The Conspiracy A Conspiracy?

21:09 James' conspiracy

28:23 Finnish vs Japanese language

33:23 Real map of Finland

37:15 Ben's Conspiracy

38:49 Hard facts

43:29 The main argument

1:02:43 Sketchy theories

1:09:29 Outro

Google mess up! Is 'A Star Is Born' a musical? Ben has a lazy post man, are vegan sausages rolls any good? And who will be the first native Martian? This week, we're talking about space stuff (and go on a lot of tangents...)

0:00 Start of the show

2:14 James' complaint

6:08 News Bleat

10:38 Fake News Or Not

18:43 A Star Is Born

21:52 Bird Box & Streaming

30:11 James' Book

31:55 Questions about Sci-Fi

45:13 Vegan sausage rolls

54:12 Yoga

59:33 China go to the moon

1:08:30 Ultima Thule

1:11:25 Outro

New Years Special! Looking for the definitive guide to 2018? Look no further, it's here. We've got awards for the best and worst of all the important things, James gets a disappointing Christmas gift and the ongoing drone saga continues... This week, we're talking 2018.

0:00 Start of the show

1:52 Christmas dickheads

7:17 A disappointing gift

15:26 News Bleat

23:48 Fake news or not

31:54 Best film

40:35 Worst film

49:08 Best/worst game

59:57 Best/worst album

1:08:51 Best/worst book

1:16:54 Personal awards

1:24:50 A look at 2019